looking for all the jokers and funny people

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  • Chabela53
    Chabela53 Posts: 130 Member
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    What is an aliens favorite place on a computer?
    The space bar.
    :D
  • pinkslipblues
    pinkslipblues Posts: 19 Member
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    Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense.
  • 4homer
    4homer Posts: 457 Member
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    My mom thinks I'm hilarious so yeah winning like a tiger here
  • UpcyclerGirl
    UpcyclerGirl Posts: 43 Member
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  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
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    justrollme wrote: »
    pinkslipblues wrote: »
    What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick a cod any cod.

    I don't get it. I'm really floundering here.

    Are you being obtuse on porpoise? Salmon needs to get a sense of humor.
  • mypapermoon512
    mypapermoon512 Posts: 63 Member
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    Alluminati wrote: »
    justrollme wrote: »
    pinkslipblues wrote: »
    What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick a cod any cod.

    I don't get it. I'm really floundering here.

    Are you being obtuse on porpoise? Salmon needs to get a sense of humor.

    I need to mullet over.
  • justrollme
    justrollme Posts: 802 Member
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    mypapermoon512 wrote: »
    Alluminati wrote: »
    justrollme wrote: »
    pinkslipblues wrote: »
    What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick a cod any cod.

    I don't get it. I'm really floundering here.

    Are you being obtuse on porpoise? Salmon needs to get a sense of humor.

    I need to mullet over.

    Whale obviously, I'm not so great at squidding around.
  • Graymanstole
    Graymanstole Posts: 257 Member
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    Puns are not humorous. In fact, there is evidence that every pun uttered by an individual decreases the lifespan of said individual by 5 minutes. It's nearly as bad as smoking.

    That being said, I have often been told I am funny. Not really in a "ha ha" kind of way, but more in an "everyone point and laugh" kind of way. Feel free to add me as I do occasionally say something humorous in between all the offensive stuff.

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