looking for all the jokers and funny people

beach2587
beach2587 Posts: 21 Member
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I want fun conversation on my page and I need all of you that are random and great like me; to add me, so we can have some laughs.

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  • T1DCarnivoreRunner
    T1DCarnivoreRunner Posts: 11,502 Member
    I am definitely not funny.
    I told a chemistry joke once.
    There was no reaction.
  • Jim_i25
    Jim_i25 Posts: 111 Member
    Now I am back at this, I do post random stupid stuff and laugh at myself to lighten the load.
  • beach2587
    beach2587 Posts: 21 Member
    midwesterner85 wrote: »
    I am definitely not funny.
    I told a chemistry joke once.
    There was no reaction.

    Add me anyways, you never know how funny you can be until your around random people aka this girl right here.
  • beach2587
    beach2587 Posts: 21 Member
    Jim_i25 wrote: »
    Now I am back at this, I do post random stupid stuff and laugh at myself to lighten the load.

    Nice, I poke fun at myself too.it's the best
  • jenhitt
    jenhitt Posts: 107 Member
    midwesterner85 wrote: »
    I am definitely not funny.
    I told a chemistry joke once.
    There was no reaction.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
  • RuNaRoUnDaFiEld
    RuNaRoUnDaFiEld Posts: 5,864 Member
    midwesterner85 wrote: »
    I am definitely not funny.
    I told a chemistry joke once.
    There was no reaction.

    I think your joke was too intelligent lol
  • beach2587
    beach2587 Posts: 21 Member
    Some times, I'm late to the party. That's all. Lol
    ;)
  • tinaolsson
    tinaolsson Posts: 109 Member
    Better late than never :smiley:
  • Tubbs216
    Tubbs216 Posts: 6,597 Member
    beach2587 wrote: »
    midwesterner85 wrote: »
    I am definitely not funny.
    I told a chemistry joke once.
    There was no reaction.

    Add me anyways, you never know how funny you can be until your around random people aka this girl right here.
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  • Tubbs216
    Tubbs216 Posts: 6,597 Member
    midwesterner85 wrote: »
    I am definitely not funny.
    I told a chemistry joke once.
    There was no reaction.
    Almost relevant:
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  • ibnfaqir
    ibnfaqir Posts: 139 Member
    Why did the alphabet take a laxative? He wanted to have a VOWEL movement.
  • Josh_lol
    Josh_lol Posts: 317 Member
    I'll add you. I can be random at times. :neutral:
  • starfish235
    starfish235 Posts: 129 Member
    I like to make silly remarks to people's post some times. I am very big extrovert. Warming I am at goal and have been for a while. But you can ad me if you want.
  • AriesGal329
    AriesGal329 Posts: 236 Member
    A grasshopper walked into a bar. The guy next to him said "Hey did you know there's a drink named after you?" And the grasshopper answered "There's a drink named Steve?"
  • YouBlowMyMind
    YouBlowMyMind Posts: 552 Member
    I like that one @lauragreenbaum148
  • threedogswc
    threedogswc Posts: 37 Member
    edited August 2015
    midwesterner85 wrote: »
    I am definitely not funny.
    I told a chemistry joke once.
    There was no reaction.

    So this is where the sarcastic people are.
  • threedogswc
    threedogswc Posts: 37 Member
    What did the fish say when it swam into a wall.
    Damn.
  • justrollme
    justrollme Posts: 802 Member
    A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
  • pinkslipblues
    pinkslipblues Posts: 19 Member
    What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick a cod any cod.
  • justrollme
    justrollme Posts: 802 Member
    pinkslipblues wrote: »
    What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick a cod any cod.

    I don't get it. I'm really floundering here.
  • Chabela53
    Chabela53 Posts: 130 Member
    What is an aliens favorite place on a computer?
    The space bar.
    :D
  • pinkslipblues
    pinkslipblues Posts: 19 Member
    Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was intense.
  • 4homer
    4homer Posts: 457 Member
    My mom thinks I'm hilarious so yeah winning like a tiger here
  • UpcyclerGirl
    UpcyclerGirl Posts: 46 Member
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  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    justrollme wrote: »
    pinkslipblues wrote: »
    What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick a cod any cod.

    I don't get it. I'm really floundering here.

    Are you being obtuse on porpoise? Salmon needs to get a sense of humor.
  • mypapermoon512
    mypapermoon512 Posts: 63 Member
    Alluminati wrote: »
    justrollme wrote: »
    pinkslipblues wrote: »
    What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick a cod any cod.

    I don't get it. I'm really floundering here.

    Are you being obtuse on porpoise? Salmon needs to get a sense of humor.

    I need to mullet over.
  • justrollme
    justrollme Posts: 802 Member
    mypapermoon512 wrote: »
    Alluminati wrote: »
    justrollme wrote: »
    pinkslipblues wrote: »
    What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick a cod any cod.

    I don't get it. I'm really floundering here.

    Are you being obtuse on porpoise? Salmon needs to get a sense of humor.

    I need to mullet over.

    Whale obviously, I'm not so great at squidding around.
  • Graymanstole
    Graymanstole Posts: 257 Member
    Puns are not humorous. In fact, there is evidence that every pun uttered by an individual decreases the lifespan of said individual by 5 minutes. It's nearly as bad as smoking.

    That being said, I have often been told I am funny. Not really in a "ha ha" kind of way, but more in an "everyone point and laugh" kind of way. Feel free to add me as I do occasionally say something humorous in between all the offensive stuff.

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