We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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control freak cake robber0
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he knew I went crazy every time he said cake!0
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she wouldnt let me lick cake off her body. That was a deal breaker0
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I couldn't take her to the bakery, it was a massacre and i would spend all of my savings on destroyed pastries.0
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She was part of a bakery massacre and had to do some hard time!0
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She was threatened by my cell mate, I was only pretending to be her lady to keep myself safe on the inside!0
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She was half-baked and extremely kneady..........0
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MissRheingold wrote: »She was half-baked and extremely kneady..........
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we didn't, he's talking me to a party!0
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She was delusional0
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he was scared of me, would literally pee his pants if I said "boo"0
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couldn't tolerate my weak bladder0
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got tired of the news papers all over the floor, they clashed with the paper bag wall paper!0
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she peed standing up ...and demanded that do so too0
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Awww really ..you broke up with me and didn't tell me
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Never going to happen.0
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he bought matching glasses and nobody steals my look, not even @Michael_Lucas !0
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Because he got tired of me doing my laundry on his abs... hmpf!0
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@mhiggi02
Every time I went to visit he insisted on taking me to the Space Center. How many times can one person do the Shuttle Simulator?
@_Pseudonymous_ she kept beating me to the punch0 -
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She was always staring off into space.0
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She said she had passion but not for what I wanted to do0
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what she had was passion fruit smoothies0
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blended everything (c'mon..steak?)0
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her mother hated me0
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Her father was really into me0
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practicing mechanic, she kept taking my car apart0
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Cheated on me the night After I gave her a ring. Lol0
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he was married, and straight0
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