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  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    howled in church
  • sugaandgrits
    sugaandgrits Posts: 222 Member
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    has a sick obsession with fire.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    is a klepto/pyro maniac
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    Dances swan lake with the bolshoi ballet
  • kccurtis2
    kccurtis2 Posts: 582 Member
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    Is obsessed with watching rt dance
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    Thats not lying...have you seen his buns ..woohoo

    Is going to come over and do my washing
  • kccurtis2
    kccurtis2 Posts: 582 Member
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    Can't say that I've had that privilege.

    Wants me to be her live in maid at triple the going rate.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    Just found out even working for triple the rate ...its still only $3 an hour
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Is willing to pay me for "services rendered".....
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
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    The 'services rendered' suffered considerable damage ever since The Incident. Now K has to set up a soda stall every Sunday to earn better wages.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    PewterSky wrote: »
    The 'services rendered' suffered considerable damage ever since The Incident. Now K has to set up a soda stall every Sunday to earn better wages.

    Keeps bringing up "the incident" knowing how hard it is for me to forget that horrendous day ......
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    Is planning a spring wedding for us
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Is planning a spring wedding for us

    I thought we were planning on this fall -- just in time for Thanksgiving Day???
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    Oh yes ..I get the seasons mixed up because yours is different to mine ..we are planning on 200 people at our lavish reception
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    is getting married to slimgirljo15....They plan to creep people out together
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Is planning a spring wedding for us

    I thought we were planning on this fall -- just in time for Thanksgiving Day???
    Ok ..but when is thanks giving
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member
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    That profile pic is actually of her breast tattoo!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Doesn't dig me... :wink:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    Is a two headed midget
  • The_Invisible_Boy
    The_Invisible_Boy Posts: 568 Member
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    Was born with both feet on one leg and when they performed surgery they moved the wrong foot over.