Post a lie about the person above

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    He is playing in the world series
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Has her own idea of "the world series"...
    ... the balls are somewhat 'different' as are the bats and uniforms. :blush:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    But thats not a lie.. :p ...

    Has a *bat* that drags on the ground behind him :o
  • Kulaid77
    Kulaid77 Posts: 1,191 Member
    She's a nun
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    Has my bra and panties in his closet..I left them there last week
  • Kulaid77
    Kulaid77 Posts: 1,191 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Has my bra and panties in his closet..I left them there last week

    You're supposed to lie. ;)
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Kulaid77 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Has my bra and panties in his closet..I left them there last week

    You're supposed to lie. ;)

    She did -- said they were in your closet (not that you were wearing em) ;)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Kulaid77 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Has my bra and panties in his closet..I left them there last week

    You're supposed to lie. ;)

    She did -- said they were in your closet (not that you were wearing em) ;)
    :o ..is waiting in my bed
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Jo was having a rough morning; needed more coffee. Confessed to me that she had set her vibrator on "cellphone" and spent the morning on hold with the power company
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    I borrowed that vibrator from stan :o
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Oh, THAT one? Good lord, I'm surprised that you can even lift that one, much less anything else... :kissing_smiling_eyes:
  • dcaiani
    dcaiani Posts: 2,819 Member
    Asked Jo not to clean it after she was done with it.
  • mhiggi02
    mhiggi02 Posts: 5,988 Member
    invented waterboarding
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
    Hoping to three-peat as grand champion in the Pillsbury Bake-Off.
  • augold86
    augold86 Posts: 587 Member
    Likes to dress as a furry and hit on old men
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Has a small home in the hills above Trujillo. A very simple place. Pinkstones that warm in the sun. A kitchen garden that smells of herbs in the day, jasmine in the evening. Through the gate is a giant poplar.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    He works as a Greeting Card writer.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
    Doesn't know what Jonesing is
  • Nograce80
    Nograce80 Posts: 8,445 Member
    Doesn't actually believe all of his inspiring profile messages, but only uses them to attract the ladies.

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