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HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT IN 4 EASY STEPS

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  • knelson095
    knelson095 Posts: 254 Member
    Whoever flagged this obviously didn't read it. That was an oddly fascinating and engaging read. Good message too. Thanks for posting. :)
  • mperrott2205
    mperrott2205 Posts: 737 Member
    Read this before, pretty funny stuff.
  • yummypotroast
    yummypotroast Posts: 31 Member
    knelson095 wrote: »
    Whoever flagged this obviously didn't read it. That was an oddly fascinating and engaging read. Good message too. Thanks for posting. :)

    Lol they must've been a fan of juice. :D
  • memickee
    memickee Posts: 250 Member
    #3 works everytime, but it sucks the life out of you :wink:
  • aDORIable1
    aDORIable1 Posts: 2 Member
    I absolutely loved this. Great story
  • Luvzy
    Luvzy Posts: 30 Member
    What an excellent piece of literature.
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    Cute.
  • elbrujo53
    elbrujo53 Posts: 55 Member
    Great story! Thanks for sharing
  • LucySqueeze
    LucySqueeze Posts: 7 Member
    Love this :)
  • MommyL2015
    MommyL2015 Posts: 1,411 Member
    No beer?

    What kind of horrible, horrible plan is that?

    Cute read but that's all.
  • KeepGood
    KeepGood Posts: 386 Member
    That was a good read. Keep doing what I'm doing.... wait for Melissa.... got it lol
  • flippy1234
    flippy1234 Posts: 686 Member
    Excellent.
  • strong_curves
    strong_curves Posts: 2,229 Member
    I read this yesterday... he had me so invested emotionally especially when he got to #3.
  • sunandmoons
    sunandmoons Posts: 415 Member
    Very good read. Thanks for sharing.
  • jenrose1010
    jenrose1010 Posts: 6 Member
    wonderful. I loved it
  • amusedmonkey
    amusedmonkey Posts: 10,330 Member
    Thank you. What an interesting read... and couldn't have caught me at a more more appropriate time. Someday my Melissa will show up...
  • Tedebearduff
    Tedebearduff Posts: 1,155 Member
    yummypotroast wrote: »
    https://medium.com/@AaronBleyaert/how-to-lose-weight-in-4-easy-steps-1f135f7e1dec

    A must-read.

    Great read!
  • timrpm
    timrpm Posts: 57 Member
    edited October 2015
    What kinds of beer equates to 7 slices of bread? And since when did immensely low self esteem and hatred of your ex girlfriend correlate with weight loss? Not very reliably, I'd suggest...
  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
    knelson095 wrote: »
    Whoever flagged this obviously didn't read it. That was an oddly fascinating and engaging read. Good message too. Thanks for posting. :)
    The 'no beer' part probably caused the flag finger... :open_mouth:
    I understand.

    Good read, though!

  • maidentl
    maidentl Posts: 3,203 Member
    In case the flagger is still reading and feels ashamed now, you can click it again and remove the flag.

    That was a sweet story, OP, thanks for sharing!
  • amyepdx
    amyepdx Posts: 750 Member
    #3 is what drives me too - it just took me 1 1/2 years to make the connection & start!
  • maidentl
    maidentl Posts: 3,203 Member
    I see MFP still allows willy nilly flagging.
  • Karen_can_do_this
    Karen_can_do_this Posts: 1,150 Member
    I'm a bit scared to comment for fear of getting flagged lol. But yes it's a great read. Although I'm not a heartbroken bloke. Seriously though I love his story. Good on him
  • ariana_eatsandlifts
    ariana_eatsandlifts Posts: 197 Member
    The no beer rule would take care of the breaking my heart part.
  • kshama2001
    kshama2001 Posts: 28,055 Member
    Awwwws, that was great!

    Hey flagger - none of these posts were spam - you can unflag by clicking Flag > Spam again.
  • daniwilford
    daniwilford Posts: 1,030 Member
    There are lots of spam flags tonight. I wonder if English is a second language and the confused s-p-a-m with l-i-k-e. In my mind spam (Hormel or otherwise) and like are two very different things. Loved this amusing story.
  • yummypotroast
    yummypotroast Posts: 31 Member
    Lmao what's with all these flags!! Glad you guys enjoyed it though.

    Actually had me thinking about a guy I hurt back in high school who inexplicably got suuuuper ripped for a year afterwards. Makes so much sense now...

    I agree the beer and juice steps should be optional too. :dizzy:
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