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Although communicates eloquently in the written word..in real life actually communicates in a series of whistles, clicks and grunt0
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Only communicates in morse code0
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Is an original member of the "(Wo)MEN IN BLACK."0
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Those are not her own teeth but borrowed from a neighbour0
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Wear's nothing but leather underwear0
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honest0
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I saw him wipe a booger on a kid's bike helmet.0
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territhefrog wrote: »I saw him wipe a booger on a kid's bike helmet.
Hahahaha..good one...was the kid wearing the helmut0 -
does not know how to ride a bike0
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Sweating to the oldies was originally his idea that Richard Simmons stole.0
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Richard Simmons' biggest fan. She stalks him just a little.0
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She dresses up like Richard Simmons because she likes me following her, I was upset when I found out it wasn't the real person I've been stalking for the last six months.0
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She is really Shaq0
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LiftingRiot wrote: »She is really Shaq
Has trouble identifying race, gender, etc.0 -
Slam Dunks...everything! donuts..wastepaper..EVERYTHING0
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Misses me horribly when I'm not posting.0
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Invited me out to lunch then stood me up0
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Is still pissed at me since @CherylNTexas was out with me...0
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He takes women out for lunch dates and then sneaks out before the bill comes, hasn't paid for a lunch in 10 years, consequently most of the women in his town hate him.0
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Has 26 cats.0
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kitting me a pair of socks0
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Can only see the color orange.0
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Has 20/20 vision0
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can lift a tank over his head0
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Can't tie her own shoes...even her skates have velcro closures0
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Uses a body double, don't get me wrong, she is as hot as her profile pics suggest.0
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prefers her blackberry to her iPhone0
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She loves the Jets! 0 -
She only picked the jet's because she is an exhibitionist and she's pretty sure she's going to lose her football bet.0
take. that. back!
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