If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

script our world domination manifesto

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surrepticicously stare at @leonsinned's chest..to check equality of inflation

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Don't make eye contact

Ask him what I should order!

offer her this

change her name on her coffee cup when no one is looking, so the Barista calls out "Frappe for FluffyNuta"

Feed her edible gold dust and put a napkin on her head.

touch the butt.

Show her my duck.

Make my duck quack.

Run inside from the storm brewing outside, for starters! "(Pant, pant) What a mess out there, huh?" Then, casually ask what the person behind me wants so I can buy it for him/her as a random act of kindness.

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