post whatever the hell you want

http://youtu.be/9eRqG0mkewM

I think if I ate that I'd be so stuffed id puke s

GSixZero wrote: »

The "Free Brady Burger" special tonight at a local bar. Topped with bacon, American Cheese and 4 rings....

jennifer_417 wrote: »

Lasmartchika wrote: »

I...I need that.

I'm going to be making this beautiful looking thing in a couple hours. Probably won't eat more than a bite or two but my kids will be happy. Death by Chocolate Brownie Cake, from the cookbook Dessert Mash-Ups.

You know what, Stuart? I like you
You're not like the other people Here, in the trailer park
Oh, don't go get me wrong They're fine people They're good Americans
But they're content to sit back Maybe watch a little Mork & Mindy On channel 57
Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer They're good, fine people, Stuart
But they don't know What the queers Are doing to the soil

You know that Jonny Wurster kid?
The kid that delivers papers In the neighborhood? He's a foreign kid
Some of the Neighbors say "He smokes crack" But, I don't believe it
Anyway, for his tenth birthday All he wanted was a burrow owl
Kept bugging his old man "Dad, get me a burrow owl"
"I'll never ask for anything else As long as I live"
So the guy breaks down And buys him a burrow owl

Anyway, ten thirty, the other night I go out in my yard
And there's the Wurster kid Looking up in the tree
I say, "What are you looking for?"
He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl"
I say, "Jumping Jesus On a Pogo Stick"
"Everybody knows the burrow owl lives In a hole, in the ground
Why the hell do you think They call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
Now Stuart, do you think A kid like that is going To know what the queers Are doing to the soil?

I first became aware Of this about ten years ago
The summer my oldest boy Bill Jr. died
You know that carnival comes Into town every year?
Well, this year they came Through wth a ride called The Mixer
The man said, "Keep your head And arms inside the Mixer at all times"
But Bill Jr, he was a Daredevil Just like his old man
He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody, look at me Look at me"
Pow, he was decapitated They found his head over By the snow cone concession

A few days after that I open up the mail
And there's a Pamphlet in there From Pueblo, Colorado
And it's addressed to Bill, Jr. And it's entitled 'Do you know What the queers Are doing to our soil?'

Now, Stuart, if you look At the soil around any large US city There's a big underground
Homosexual population Des Moines, Iowa, for an example
Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart You can't build on it You can't grow anything in it

The government says "It's due to poor farming"
But I know what's Really going on, Stuart
I know it's the queers They're in it with the aliens
They're building landing strips For gay Martians, I swear to God

You know what, Stuart I like you You're not like the other people
Here, in this trailer park

PurringMyrrh wrote: »

maeld51 wrote: »

http://youtu.be/pD2xBXm4y70

F' yes!

I didn't see that movie until just a few years ago. It was right at the time that our dept at work was undergoing huge bs, so it really hit home. One of my absolute favorites.

This movie is so funny!
There's a few machines/items I feel like doing that to!!!

maeld51 wrote: »

PurringMyrrh wrote: »

maeld51 wrote: »

http://youtu.be/pD2xBXm4y70

F' yes!

I didn't see that movie until just a few years ago. It was right at the time that our dept at work was undergoing huge bs, so it really hit home. One of my absolute favorites.

This movie is so funny!
There's a few machines/items I feel like doing that to!!!

For sure.


There's also a few coworkers I feel like doing that to.

maeld51 wrote: »

http://youtu.be/pD2xBXm4y70

Modern Technology ! Productivity enhancers my *kitten*

Tigg_er wrote: »

maeld51 wrote: »

http://youtu.be/pD2xBXm4y70

Modern Technology ! Productivity enhancers my *kitten*

It is, it's excellent baseball & fighting practice!

I know that I must have at least, lost a pound today; I am putting a charcoal grill together & the "genius" manufacture believes in, putting the bottom on top; to save packaging & I just spent 15 minutes, trying to 1st pull them apart with the paper straps (you read that right: "paper" straps); that they have separating them. Then just trying to shake the bottom lose, from the top; all while hoping & praying that the top, wouldn't land on my feet & luckily it didn't!

MondayJune22nd2015 wrote: »

Tigg_er wrote: »

maeld51 wrote: »

http://youtu.be/pD2xBXm4y70

Modern Technology ! Productivity enhancers my *kitten*

It is, it's excellent baseball & fighting practice!

Lol,, your right !

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I am literally melting. Damn heat.