Soda dilema...need some fake internet advice...

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Brought a soda (cherry vanilla coke zero from a tap) for my wife who I thought was home. Well, she won't be home for a while and it'll be flat and ice melt diluted by the time she drinks it.

Is it poor form to just drink it myself? Or should I just let it go bad and have her appreciate the gesture and enjoy her crummy coke?

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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    15 internet points for the first "just break up" variant. Subsequent JBU's will award 5 less than previous post.
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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    ThomasW13 wrote: »
    easy. drink it yourself. don't tell her you bought it in the first place.

    that's currently what I'm doing, really created this thread to know how guilty I should feel about it...
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  • CherylNTexas
    CherylNTexas Posts: 1,275 Member
    No shame. No one wants a watered down drink. Although I do have to say Ewwww on the choice. :D
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    ThomasW13 wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    ThomasW13 wrote: »
    easy. drink it yourself. don't tell her you bought it in the first place.

    that's currently what I'm doing, really created this thread to know how guilty I should feel about it...

    leave a little bit in the cup. sit it by the sink. accidentally knock it over. it'll look like it went down the drain except for what was left in the cup. she'll still appreciate the gesture. you still get the coke. its a win win.

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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    ThomasW13 wrote: »
    easy. drink it yourself. don't tell her you bought it in the first place.

    that's currently what I'm doing, really created this thread to know how guilty I should feel about it...

    This is all wrong. Your approach should have been to call her, get the credit for purchasing the love soda offering & guilt her into insisting you drink it instead.

    I understand this. I was courted to marriage with 7-11 Super Size Big Gulps.

  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    Doing dishes?! Buying love sodas?! You boys are gonna be ok. You're the good guys.
  • pondee629
    pondee629 Posts: 2,469 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    ThomasW13 wrote: »
    easy. drink it yourself. don't tell her you bought it in the first place.

    that's currently what I'm doing, really created this thread to know how guilty I should feel about it...

    Why feel guilty? Its Her fault that She's not home to enjoy it. You did all you could. Waste not, want not. Starving (thirst) children in the third world country of your choice. Wait that's how I gained this weight in the first place.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    edited October 2015
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Doing dishes?! Buying love sodas?! You boys are gonna be ok. You're the good guys.

    LOL. We do these things for sex.

    And because fresh laundry smells bomb. :smooched:

    yes, because our knowledge of American social norms and undertones says no woman willingly has sex...
  • bombshellinprogress
    bombshellinprogress Posts: 125 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Cindy4FunFit wrote: »
    Doing dishes?! Buying love sodas?! You boys are gonna be ok. You're the good guys.

    LOL. We do these things for sex.

    And because fresh laundry smells bomb. :smooched:

    Honesty counts for something
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    ThomasW13 wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    ThomasW13 wrote: »
    easy. drink it yourself. don't tell her you bought it in the first place.

    that's currently what I'm doing, really created this thread to know how guilty I should feel about it...

    leave a little bit in the cup. sit it by the sink. accidentally knock it over. it'll look like it went down the drain except for what was left in the cup. she'll still appreciate the gesture. you still get the coke. its a win win.

    :laugh:
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    And because fresh laundry smells bomb. :smooched:

    Oh man, I was thinking this yesterday as I pulled my stuff outta the dryer! Wanted to dive in the pile and roll around.
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