We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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he called it 'Froggy Style' and claimed it was a thing0
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Gave piggy back rides to random people everywhere we went...0
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In the split, she sided with Miss Piggy, I supported the bro Frog..0
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He had warts from all the frogs.0
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She tried to say her warts were from frogs....likely story!0
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She always assumed the worst of me.0
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Sadly I found out later she was the best I'd ever have....regretful!0
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Too little too late.0
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She snores louder than me. That takes skill0
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I caught him trying to smother me with a pillow! He claimed to be asleep!0
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He had someone else she liked better and took pics with0
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She grounded me every time I upset her.0
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The love he had for his duck knew no bounds..I couldn't compete0
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I was always catching her Quacking in the shower!0
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She was a clinger,I couldn't even shower alone!0
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She knows I hate the smell of insense, yet she still chooses to burn it in her house.... Then constantly complains that I don't come over often !0
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I was allergic to holly0
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His allergies drove me nuts0
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Her income wasn't high enough for me to shop at sephora every weekend.0
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(biting toungue)0
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myheartsabattleground wrote: »His income wasn't high enough for me to shop at sephora every weekend.
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He had all sorts of bite marks on his tongue0
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I caught her inspecting some Guy's tongue with her tongue0
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her tongue was pierced0
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And.......................???0
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I couldn't believe she had a problem with my pierced tongue0
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her tongue was also forked.0
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I had ideas for her racquet that she didn't like0
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it was years before I saw his faceeeeeeeeee0
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He was a cheating *kitten* hoe.0
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