OMG Couldn't resist posting

margielewis
margielewis Posts: 52 Member
edited September 28 in Chit-Chat
Just came back from a 45 min walk and hubby asked if I had a good walk. I said "sure, I burned about 300 calories!". Then his face went kinda funny and he asked "How many calories are burned during sex?".... so I googled it lol. This is what I found - warning for anyone who wouldn't appreciate some off coloured humour.
http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/csex.htm
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  • TruckinThePoundsOff
    TruckinThePoundsOff Posts: 93
    "How many calories are burned during sex?"

    What is Sex?
  • lindak71
    lindak71 Posts: 92 Member
    I actually tried looking it up in the exercise database, because I log all exercise I do, however infrequent it might be!!!
  • Fayve
    Fayve Posts: 406 Member
    Omigosh, that's the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Thanks so much for sharing, hah!
  • Shannmarrs
    Shannmarrs Posts: 117 Member
    It must be good, tried to look it up and my work blocked it :laugh:
  • margielewis
    margielewis Posts: 52 Member
    I actually tried looking it up in the exercise database, because I log all exercise I do, however infrequent it might be!!!

    That's what I did first lol but I couldn't find it!
  • cbaines74
    cbaines74 Posts: 77
    HILARIOUS!!!!! Kinda thought it would be more though..maybe with Denzel...lol!!
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    "How many calories are burned during sex?"

    What is Sex?

    This. Please explain.
  • cbaines74
    cbaines74 Posts: 77
    :laugh:
  • MsRobin_TheSequel
    MsRobin_TheSequel Posts: 127 Member
    Omg! That is HILARIOUS !!!! Thanks for posting :laugh:
  • margielewis
    margielewis Posts: 52 Member
    "How many calories are burned during sex?"

    What is Sex?

    This. Please explain.

    I assumed people would go to the link and learn if they had no idea:tongue:
  • Mrs_TrimWaistFatWallet
    Mrs_TrimWaistFatWallet Posts: 486
    OMG SO FUNNY!
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Awesome:laugh:
  • mangos4music
    mangos4music Posts: 126 Member
    rear of a honda civic! lol!!!!
  • mangos4music
    mangos4music Posts: 126 Member
    you could wear a heart rate monitor while you're having sex and then put the calories in manually haha
  • MelissaE27
    MelissaE27 Posts: 682 Member
    LMAO thats the funniest thing ever... I had to read it twice...thanks for posting.. ;)
  • mangos4music
    mangos4music Posts: 126 Member
    haha sperm is in the food database
  • leslturn8
    leslturn8 Posts: 505 Member
    hahahahahaha apparently worth while faking hahhahaha
  • SimplyFreckled
    SimplyFreckled Posts: 444 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Trying Again
    If the woman is ready 5 calories
    If the man is not 156 calories
  • margielewis
    margielewis Posts: 52 Member
    haha sperm is in the food database

    5 Cal lmao
  • funfitfoodie
    funfitfoodie Posts: 630 Member
    mmature ejaculation
    (Similar to premature ejaculation except male acts childish and throws a tantrum.) 4 calories


    bahahaha
  • Mommawarrior
    Mommawarrior Posts: 897 Member
    I tried to convince my husband that the doctor said sex was the best weight loss technique out there...he didn't believe me.
  • MsRobin_TheSequel
    MsRobin_TheSequel Posts: 127 Member
    haha sperm is in the food database



    Great...now I have to log that too??? :wink:
  • littlemissanguissette
    littlemissanguissette Posts: 248 Member
    ahaha awesome
  • Mios3
    Mios3 Posts: 530 Member
    haha sperm is in the food database

    5 Cal lmao

    Is that per shot? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • IssaquahMom
    IssaquahMom Posts: 4
    So funny! Thanks for sharing!
  • eeeekie
    eeeekie Posts: 1,011 Member
    "How many calories are burned during sex?"

    What is Sex?

    This. Please explain.

    Please do!
  • chrisdavey
    chrisdavey Posts: 9,834 Member
    haha sperm is in the food database

    5 Cal lmao

    Is that per shot? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    You owe me a keyboard :laugh: Don't drink coffee and read MFP. Dangerous.
  • BabyDuchess
    BabyDuchess Posts: 353 Member
    you could wear a heart rate monitor while you're having sex and then put the calories in manually haha
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Cristy_AZ
    Cristy_AZ Posts: 986
    haha sperm is in the food database



    Great...now I have to log that too??? :wink:


    I am NOT logging that! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :noway:

    OP: thanks for posting! Hillarious!!!
  • margielewis
    margielewis Posts: 52 Member
    No thanks needed - I had to share - couldn't resist once I read it lol
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