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2 line horror story...

MistyB023
MistyB023 Posts: 521 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
*Stolen idea from Buzzfeed* :)

The coroner knew I wasn't really dead, yet my body awaits in the crematorium furnace.

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  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    Her and I laid down in bed together. That was when I discovered I was "her" for the evening.
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  • DaddieCat
    DaddieCat Posts: 3,643 Member
    I went to the store today. They were out... of protein!
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  • DaddieCat
    DaddieCat Posts: 3,643 Member
    edited October 2015
    I bet with that big oven you can make some awesome toast.

    -edited because I can't spell, apparently.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    "I can't sleep," she whispered, crawling into bed with me. I woke up cold, clutching the dress she was buried in.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    After working a hard day, I came home to see my girlfriend cradling our child. I didn't know which was more frightening, seeing my dead girlfriend and stillborn child, or knowing that someone broke into my apartment to place them there.
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
    Woke up with a beautiful blond I met at the bar after an amazing night of sex that would make a porn star blush. Forgot her name.
  • notwaitin
    notwaitin Posts: 119 Member
    Both lines showed up blue
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,854 Member
    My daughter wakes me up every night, screaming and crying. I went to her grave and asked her to stop but she just keeps doing it.

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  • MistyB023
    MistyB023 Posts: 521 Member
    The last sound I heard was the earth covering my casket. Unfortunately, that sound masked my screams.
  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,338 Member
    Suddenly, I heard the casket creaking open. Light filled the space, and I was violently pulled from the casket that was supposed to be my final resting place...
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    The greatest sound in the world is a child's laughter. Unless it's in your house at 2am and you don't have kids.
  • Determined_ella_89
    Determined_ella_89 Posts: 1,710 Member
    After I found her body lying cold on the ground. I turned back into my human form, no one suspected a thing.
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