Uh oh...expired orange juice...

ilovecereal1982
ilovecereal1982 Posts: 1,194 Member
edited October 2015 in Food and Nutrition
Ooook people...I have a dilemma...sooo I am in the midst of making myself a little afternoon adult beverage delight...mixing some Malibu with orange juice...some ice..little milk...pretty tasty...sooo any who blend up that delightful concoction and go to the patio...legs kick up and I'm like let's sip this puppy...sooo sips turn to gulps and brain freeze happens...that has nothing to do with anything...soooo go for a round 2 and I'm like thinking...what's up with the date on my orange juice???? Orange juice has a date??? So I peak in closer and I'm like woah...wait...woah...stop..8 days old...wtf fridge...sooo yeah I had like 3 more glasses...what are my options here people??? Also how many hits does meatloafs bat out of hell album have!?!?!?! Every song is fantastic am I right???? Well it's cooooolllld and lonely in the deeeep dark night....I can seeee paradise by the dashboard liiiight...

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  • pshollyhouse
    pshollyhouse Posts: 6 Member
    Meatloaf is great in Rocky Horror Show I know that much. Cocktail sounds 'interesting'!
  • ilovecereal1982
    ilovecereal1982 Posts: 1,194 Member
    Ooooh very nice doing a Halloween type show reference too..you're in your holiday game missy.
  • pshollyhouse
    pshollyhouse Posts: 6 Member
    I love cereal? Breakfast is the best meal of the day I concur.
  • ilovecereal1982
    ilovecereal1982 Posts: 1,194 Member
    You keep making smarter and wiser posts!!!
  • pshollyhouse
    pshollyhouse Posts: 6 Member
    It's the porridge for breakfast each morning, plus, I am a wise old owl:-)
  • ilovecereal1982
    ilovecereal1982 Posts: 1,194 Member
    Porridge. .you're either. .Canadian. . Or....british....
  • pshollyhouse
    pshollyhouse Posts: 6 Member
    British! Don't 'diss' the porridge! :-)
    Night night and remember to check your use by dates:-0
  • ilovecereal1982
    ilovecereal1982 Posts: 1,194 Member
    Boom!! Nailed it...I know my international breakfast terms.
  • pshollyhouse
    pshollyhouse Posts: 6 Member
    Now who is being wise
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    I figured out how you're going to die.
  • ilovecereal1982
    ilovecereal1982 Posts: 1,194 Member
    kkenseth wrote: »
    I figured out how you're going to die.

    Ugh...expired vitamin c consumption right??? Damn you webmd why are you always right....
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    Can I sleep on it?
  • cmtigger
    cmtigger Posts: 1,450 Member
    The alcohol killed any of the bugs trying to grow in the juice.
  • goldthistime
    goldthistime Posts: 3,213 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    Can I sleep on it?
    I gotta know right now

  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    cmtigger wrote: »
    The alcohol killed any of the bugs trying to grow in the juice.

    Or they are doing the back stroke. LOL
  • ilovecereal1982
    ilovecereal1982 Posts: 1,194 Member
    I was cleaning the kitchen tonight and rocking out to some meatloaf...now I didn't make meatloaf...that would have been the one 2 punch...nooo but I did do an almond crusted tilapia and that really made the ol mouth happy...anyways I was definitely waving the dish towel around and telling my plates....I'd do anything for love.....but I won't do that....nooo noo...no i wont do that.
  • nordlead2005
    nordlead2005 Posts: 1,303 Member
    Orange Juice doesn't have an expiration date, it has a best by date. Big difference. Go make another cocktail tomorrow night so you can use up the rest of it before it tastes bland.
  • healthygreek
    healthygreek Posts: 2,137 Member
    No worries!
    We always drink after the OJ expiration and yet we're still somehow clinging to life.
    I'm a screwdriver girl myself when I'm not drinking Stoli on the rocks, a little dirty with a coupla olives.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    Is this supposed to be funny?
  • cmtigger
    cmtigger Posts: 1,450 Member
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    cmtigger wrote: »
    The alcohol killed any of the bugs trying to grow in the juice.

    Or they are doing the back stroke. LOL

    Reminds me of a trip to a vet school when I was in middle school. They showed us what happened if you got guppies drunk.

  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
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