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This didn't happen today but a couple weeks ago I was running my path around the neighborhood and I noticed a cat laying non-chalantly in the middle of the side walk. So instead of disturbing it I veered in to the street to go around it. When I passed by the mailbox is was near I noticed it had moved and then it jumped out at me like it was in attack mode and scared the crapola out of me, hahaha!! Then it just casually walked off like no big deal. Thankfully no one else was outside right then to see, lol.