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A kiss from Hershey may look so good and taste fine,
But protein is a girl's best friend.
A kiss sounds yummy, but it won't shrink your waistline.
So think about it carefully,
You'll just have to burn more calories.

Teeth decay
As soda's slurped away,
And we all get food coma in the end.

But chicken or tofu
I'd rather have those foods,
Protein is a girl's best friend.

"Move"

I'm not about to give up
Because my doctor says
There's gonna be brighter days
There's gonna be brighter days
I won't stop, I'll keep my head up
No, I'm not here to stay
There's gonna be brighter days
There's gonna be brighter days

I just might bend but I won't break
As long as I can see my scale

[Chorus:]
When life won't play along
And right keeps going wrong
And I can't seem to find my strength
I know where I am found
So I won't let it drag me down
Oh, I'll keep lifting anyway

I'm gonna move (move)
I'm gonna move (move)
I'm gonna move

I've got to hold it steady
Keep my head in the game
Everything is about to change
Everything is about to change

These weights are getting heavy
But I'm not about to cave
Everything's about to change
There's gonna be brighter days

I just might bend but won't break
As long as I can see my scale

[Chorus]

No matter what may come
Gotta move to a different drum
No matter what life brings
Gotta move gotta move to a different beat [x2]

I just might bend but won't break
As long as I can see my scale

[Chorus x2]

No matter what may come
Gotta move to a different drum
No matter what life brings
Gotta move gotta move to a different beat

Friends
How many of us have them?
MFP Friends
Ones we can depend on
Friends
How many of us have them?
Friends
Before we go any further, lets be MFP
Friends

Is a word we use everyday
Most the time we use it in the wrong way
Now you can look the word up, again and again
But the dictionary doesnt know the meaning of MFP

And if you ask me, you know, I couldn't be much help
Because A MFP friend is somebody you judge for yourself
Some are ok, and they treat you real cool
But some mistake kindness for bein a fool

We like to be with some, because they're funny
Others come around when they need some Honey
Some you grew close with, around the way
And you're still real close too this very day

Homeboys through the Summer, Winter, Spring and Fall
And then there's some we wish we never knew at all
And this Friends list goes on, again and again
But these are the people that we call friends

When we first chatted together, we barely knew each other
We had no intentions, on becoming lovers
But in no time at all, you became my MFP Crush
Me and you, one on one, against the world
PMing for hours at a time
Or else I was on your wall, or you were on mine
Then came the arguments and all kinds of problems
Besides making love, we had nothing in common
It couldn't last long because it started out strong
But I guess we went about the whole thing wrong
Cause out of nowhere it just came to an end
Because we became lovers before we were friends

We'll meet again, and by then, I'll be thin.
We'll meet again on MFP and play.