If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

40 oz brew pease

I would say, why hello...fancy seeing you here. getting a coffee, I see?

Would compliment his half smile and offer him a Scone!

..Im walking over..sit myself on his lap ..kiss his forehead ...and grin...cause thats some surprised look on his face..
Hi my names jo..
Thanks for the seat

Offer him a scone to go with his coffee.

Heyyy J..lets get out of here and go get an adult beverage

Giggle at the vampire show

Give him a wet willy while he's not looking.

Invite him home to.................................................................

We'd sit down and try to figure *kitten* out.