We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She'd rather watch0
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He'd rather I stubbed my toe0
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I had to run away!0
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She ran into the arms of another0
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He accused me of being a fast woman!0
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He always wanted to tickle0
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She wasn't ticklish0
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Didn't like getting spanked!0
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Waved her feather at me0
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She wasn't in to letting me see guys on the side0
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She never invited me
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Like an idiot; I believed her when she said those guys were her brorthers

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He ran off with those guys
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she would have, but she couldn't swim0
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Upset when she found out I had dates with each the following week
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he was too bookish0
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Her idea of a fun adult evening was reading..war and peace0
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I said "let me give you a little peace" she misheard/misunderstood me0
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Wouldn't share a piece.0
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she tried to shave me while I slept0
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He was always sleeping somewhere else!
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Sorry,
what was the question?
..I was watching the necklace sway back and forth0 -
He forgot the safe word..sorry about the scratches
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he had bizarre memory lapses in the heat of passion0
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He could never remember anything0
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He was always singing "let it go" from frozen, I couldn't take it anymore0
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Didn't like my singing0
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Her singing broke every window in the house!0
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she couldn't carry a tune in a bucket0
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All she wanted was sex0
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