If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Pffft..I got him in a staring contest.....he gets to buy the coffees
  • mrsmackieblacky
    mrsmackieblacky Posts: 164 Member
    Tell her she looks great and ask where did she get her sun glasses from??
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited November 2015
    Tell her thanks..I got them at a place called ..the sunglass hut ..in coffs habour australia...made by sergio tacchini...
    Sit and drink my coffee with her and chat for a bit...
  • mrsmackieblacky
    mrsmackieblacky Posts: 164 Member
    Sigh and complain that Australia is to far away and ask if they have a website?? *sips coffee*
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I think so...but not sure...it was a couple of years ago I bought them..they are italian and cost me an absolute fortune..
  • augustana10
    augustana10 Posts: 325 Member
    Buy an espresso because I'm sleeeeepy
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    ^Pay for that, basically giving him his money back from me, and throw in some breakfast. :) Wish a blessed day.
  • BBritt26
    BBritt26 Posts: 145 Member
    Compliment her on her kindness and offer her a seat at my table. We must have a conversation! I've seem you here before. Have you lost weight? :)
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    BBritt26 wrote: »
    Compliment her on her kindness and offer her a seat at my table. We must have a conversation! I've seem you here before. Have you lost weight? :)
    Thank you! Oh, really? I certainly have. 30 lbs, to be honest! As you probably know, it's not easy but well worth it.
  • BBritt26
    BBritt26 Posts: 145 Member
    Silversonnet wrote: »
    Compliment her fabulous lip color

    I <3 yours as well! I think we need to compare lipstick shades!

  • GDLAZ
    GDLAZ Posts: 3,784 Member
    Attempt to do a back-flip, then call for medical assistance... :smile:
  • BBritt26
    BBritt26 Posts: 145 Member
    :o Oh goodness I've never seen someone attempt a back-flip in a coffee shop. Rush over to see if I only imagined it!
  • SwedishSarah
    SwedishSarah Posts: 4,350 Member
    invite her to sit with me
  • sw33tp3a11
    sw33tp3a11 Posts: 4,646 Member
    Ask her what flavor coffee she recommends
  • mrsmackieblacky
    mrsmackieblacky Posts: 164 Member
    nachos_n_beer wrote: »
    Wildflower0071 wrote: »
    buy him a coffee, distract him, so he doesn't do back flips

    I'd ask her if she had a little Viking in her........and if not, ......you know~

    Pahaha!
  • mrsmackieblacky
    mrsmackieblacky Posts: 164 Member
    Brush her hair and get her to change my user name! (apparently iv got two accounts.. It will only let me change my name on the account I don't use, i don't know what's going on.. I may have to consult the oracle's)
  • GDLAZ
    GDLAZ Posts: 3,784 Member
    Tell her I too am part Viking! Then pick myself up off the floor. :smile:
  • augustana10
    augustana10 Posts: 325 Member
    Ask if his bike is for sale
  • mrsmackieblacky
    mrsmackieblacky Posts: 164 Member
    nachos_n_beer wrote: »
    I'd ask what the issue is with her name, and if she would like any help with that oracle bastid~

    I think I may just have to delete my whole account and start again.. Even the email address registered isn't a 'real' email address apparently so it won't let me change the name (the name actually has quite negative connotations so I'd rather it didn't say that) ..It's weird. I signed up to MFP at the start of the year and have only just stated using it so iv forgot everything!! Sigh
  • rfw24
    rfw24 Posts: 443 Member
    Ask if she minded if I sat down with her.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Say enjoy your coffee and smile
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Try to tackle him using my infamous sneak attack.
  • augustana10
    augustana10 Posts: 325 Member
    Take out my camera phone to capture this sneak attack
  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,843 Member
    Walk up to her and pinch her to cause a scene.
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    Exchange suitcases and casually walk out the door
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Hey you, STOP!
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    Sod it iv made a new account! Where's everyone's pictures??
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    converse with in fluent Romansh
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    edited November 2015
    Offer to do a cool sharpie illustration on her cast after inquiring about her health. Also ask if anyone has seen @RunTimer

    Haha... He beat me to it.
  • luv2eat2013
    luv2eat2013 Posts: 428 Member
    Walk on by

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