We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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when I kept pleading 'higher...higher' she thought I was talking about singing0
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He never stopped singing0
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she practiced her breakdancing in the house0
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She didn't like cuddling0
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she thought I had a vagina0
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He was unsure of his sexuality
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She didnt like my Green hair0
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She was colorblind and dyslexic: she thought STOP was an advertisement for POTS. too risky0
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We already broke up once, and I just had to go through that again.0
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She barked like a seal..thought it was sexy..it wasn't0
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She whipped her hair back and forth and knocked me down!0
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this
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Distance didn't make the heart grow fonder0
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She wouldn't send for me!0
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she emptied by bank account0
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He got mad when I took out his $32 for food!0
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She was brokeass0
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Was a gold digger0
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We broke up??? I didn't know!0
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She forgot who she was married to!0
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She tried to involve my duck in her kinky games!0
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The duck loved the games..he didn't.0
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It was all fun and games till she tried to stuff the duck with cocaine to smuggle across the border.0
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He was a drug dealer0
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She got hooked on the product and was affecting profits.0
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Nobody can get between a man and his duck0
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Nobody could get between Jo and her harem of men0
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..but..its not a harem...just good naked friends 
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Kept drinking all my Jameson0
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Turned out alcohol was his lovers name so every time he was going out for alcohol he would be gone for hours.0
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