We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She always gave me after school detention, and I didnt go to school!0
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Wouldn't hold still0
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Didn't buy chains0
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Liked to bite0
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Made too much noise and annoyed the neighbours0
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Didn't like my screaming0
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Was always clipping things to my nipples0
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Couldn't hear my safe word0
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Had too much energy for me, was like a duracell battery!0
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Her safe word was 'more'0
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Got me confused with someone else, my safe word is "harder"0
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I like where this is going.... continue please0
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Just liked to watch0
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Never invited0
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Wouldn't take the lead0
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Every time I did she forced me on my back and pretended I was a Grand National horse0
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Neighed at my whip0
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Liked to be the whipper..not the whippee..
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Didnt like to be spanked ..0
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Lol..had buns of steal.....his butt was firmwr than mine..I was jealous0
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I was the wrong sex apparently0
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Didn't try very hard to keep me0
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Ive run out of reasons..I just want to stay with you...can't we make up?0
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I kept loosing the battle of the wits0
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His beard kept tickling me0
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She was so ticklish, that she would laugh uncontrollably every time I kissed her. Could never get things serious0
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Way too serious!0
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She ridiculed my biceps0
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Got mad when People complimented my Buff Bod! ;p0
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