What is the person above hiding in their closet?

boxing gloves

slimgirljo15

3 missing mfp ladies

tsalagirose

a very strange little man.

a panic room

jhenan

A bread maker

Are those Power Puff Girl Dolls?

PF Flyers

His klan hood

tsalagirose

a snuggie and a extensive collection of adult pacifiers.

An elmo stuffed animal

Little Debbie

All of the weight he lost. He keeps it rolled up in plastic wrap and does...strange things with it

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Thumb wrestling trophies

An extensive collection of Hanson cassette tapes

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phone cases in every color

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HappilyDistracted

Feather boas

the fact that the closet is empty

7 cases of Sriracha

The summons from his local militia

Tinker's bell?

That1Chick_Brit

Pie

HappilyDistracted

A blowup doll with various outfits

Coin collection (that I used on MrE's arcade games... sorry!)

A shower, where she sits and cries when she isn't invited to ladies night

A jar of my tears... you are evil! :'(