Walk into a night club and the poster above is.....

trying on everyone else's glasses

Drunk ...Im a good friend holding her hair while she chunders in the loo

Booze shaming the patrons

Pretty accurate actually

Throwing olives into glasses waiting to drive everyone home

Also accurate! Have you been stalking my girls night outs?

Pushing me off him looking around to see if the bouncer is going to kick us out.

dancing on the bar

Having a dance off

VIP bottle service with her gal pals

Serenading all the pretty ladies

Headbanging to metal!