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icandoit
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A couple had been married for 50 years.

They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."

"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?"

Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My breasts are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!

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  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
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    A couple had been married for 50 years.

    They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."

    "Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."

    "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."

    "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?"

    Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.

    "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My breasts are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

    "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!
  • frazzelmama
    frazzelmama Posts: 66
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: OK I needed that!!! LOL
  • kistinbee
    kistinbee Posts: 3,688 Member
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    LOVE IT! LOVE IT! LOVE IT! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I just copied and sent to my mom...she will DIE!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Thanks!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    :laugh: That's so funny! I'm going to send it to my sister. She'll love it! :laugh:
  • kckat96
    kckat96 Posts: 72
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    :laugh: Here is another one that made me laugh. kckat96

    One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her chest, touching very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle stroking then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. "Why are you stopping"? She whispered. He whispered back, "I found the remote.
  • icandoit
    icandoit Posts: 4,163 Member
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    :laugh: Here is another one that made me laugh. kckat96

    One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her chest, touching very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle stroking then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. "Why are you stopping"? She whispered. He whispered back, "I found the remote.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Too Funny:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Thanks for the laugh:drinker:

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