We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She wanted my sister
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I dunno0
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He kept pouring me wine...I was constantly confused0
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Drank all the wine0
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Alco
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Wanted my cabana boys for himself
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she wasn't kinky enough
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She wanted to dress in animal suits in the bedroom0
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She hated my leopard print stilettos0
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She insisted on wearing her stilettos to bed every night0
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I kept popping her air mattress0
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kept wanting to upgrade my life insurance - tie it to the rate of inflation
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He changed the Beneficiary
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Gold digger0
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Holier than thou0
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Cut holes in all my clothing0
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Couldn't read my post it notes0
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Couldn't handle my ocd0
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Wanted to wash my hands countless times a day0
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She was too dirty0
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Didn't understand I was only a little wild0
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Couldn't tame her0
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Always tying me up0
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Left me to die tied up!0
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Rescued her, couldn't handle my heroism0
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Was addicted to drugs0
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Thought mouthwash was sufficient teeth cleaning0
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Was weird and thought body wash didn't wash off0
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Wanted me to lick it off0
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wouldn't read the bottle, said "Non Toxic"0
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