Favorite Movie Quotes

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  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,173 Member
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    Airplane!

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.
    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,965 Member
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    ThomasW13 wrote: »
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    one of my top movies ever ^

    "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" is a personal fave of my own. I'm sure everybody knows which movie.

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    Lol I say that to SD when I've done nothing but clean all week
  • tcunbeliever
    tcunbeliever Posts: 8,219 Member
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    Do not boast, old woman. Your death sits in that cage, and she hears you.
    -The Last Unicorn
  • Momakanga
    Momakanga Posts: 122 Member
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    Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
    -As Good As It Gets
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,965 Member
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    "I took the liberty of ordering you another scotch!"

    "BULLLYY!!"

    -Mrs. Doubtfire
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    From Spiderman

    "Secrets have a cost.
    They're not free.
    Not now, not ever."
  • ThatFatAsianNerd
    ThatFatAsianNerd Posts: 1,417 Member
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    Sorry, too lazy to type all of this sh** up but this clip alone has several:

    https://youtu.be/g3iFJpGJiug
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,619 Member
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    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was 12. Jesus, does anyone?" Stand by Me.
  • pondee629
    pondee629 Posts: 2,469 Member
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    "Lucky for me a mare was sweating on the very next block."
    A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum.
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,965 Member
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    "I'm so excited I could just spit!" -To Wong Foo

    Basically every line in that movie is spectacular
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,965 Member
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    Evie "Drink?"
    Varla "No thank you. Happy Hour doesn't start for me til after 5."
    Evie "Me either this is only 3."

    -Girls Will Be Girls

    Basically every line in that movie too

  • Peter_Brady
    Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member
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  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
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    "Did we just become best friends?!" from Stepbrothers. Also, ANYTHING from Weekend at Bernie's. Favorite movie ever!
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
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    "That kid is on the escalator again!" Mallrats.

    Oh I love movie quotes. ❤️
  • gumby101ca
    gumby101ca Posts: 539 Member
    edited January 2016
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    ... 'cause I'm gonna put my nutsack, on your drumset! Okay? ...Step Brothers
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,965 Member
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    "HE LOOKED AT ME WITH THE CRAZIEST LOOK IN HIS EYES AND SAID 'LETS GET IT ON!"

    "I AM SO NOT A RAPER!"

    -Step Brothers
  • gumby101ca
    gumby101ca Posts: 539 Member
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    "That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous."........ Top Gun
  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
    edited January 2016
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    Whenever someone tells me I'm funny, I recite Joe Pesci's Funny How scene from Goodfellas.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWINtUCshxY
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
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    I tell you something mate anti wrinkle cream there may be but anti fat *kitten* cream there is not - the full monty

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