We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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We broke up for the make up sex0
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Was having an affair with her ex0
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Was too bashful!0
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Too fiery0
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She thought I was to hot to handle!
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she collected so many potholders0
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Enabled the lo local peeping Tom0
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I found out he was a Peeping Tom! He told me his name was George!0
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She was stalking the neighbourhood Peeping Tom0
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She didn't like me doing the neighborhood watch on our date night!0
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She watched everyone..kinda creepy like0
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Was really unobservant0
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She always forgot my name....0
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He used too much starch on my shirts0
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He wore too many crop tops0
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He dint like how I ironed0
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I got tired of being ignored when I asked about his name
Is it Project Six or is it Projects IX0 -
He wouldn't let me wash my clothes on those abs0
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Nope..we didnt ..we are soul mates 0
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She said I had an accent
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He stole my medal
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Because he said I couldn't wear my catsuit anymore0
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she caught me pulling her tail0
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He was caught pulling someone elses tail0
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She always told tall tales0
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Never believed a word I said0
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Her nose kept growing every time she spoke. Do you think it was just because she was happy to see me? 0
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Made fun of my big nose
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