If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

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  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    Have the barista send a shot of espresso down to her...
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Ask about the story of that username.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Say hi and buy her a diet hot chocolate ..I know she loves them
  • Lovely0770
    Lovely0770 Posts: 876 Member
    Probably start a convo
  • SeptemberSun_1333
    SeptemberSun_1333 Posts: 2,742 Member
    Buy her an iced mocha latte and ask if she believes in mythical creatures, if so what her favorite is
  • RunningStronger
    RunningStronger Posts: 88 Member
    Get her a cup and sit and chat for hours.
  • ThatFatAsianNerd
    ThatFatAsianNerd Posts: 1,415 Member
    Some corny a** *kitten* like:

    "Hey uhhh... I was like, standing in line and all and I looked over and saw you sitting by the window. Then I realized, if at that exact second a photograph was taken and processed in black and white, your shoes and your umbrella and your smile would still make you look like the baddest b***h up in this motherf***** in 10, 20, 30, a thousand years from now. The sound -- who is that they're playing, Pink Martini? The smell -- green tea mocha frappe. Anyway, I know there are like a bunch of chairs around here but like, is this seat in front of you taken?"

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He would get "hey uhhh" out before I planted a big kiss on his lips .....ask him if he wants to go to my place for some great *coffee* ;).
    More original than .."want to see my etchings" :D
  • Lovely0770
    Lovely0770 Posts: 876 Member
    get coffee and people watch together to point out the attractive men walking by lol
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Blow this Popsicle stand and take her where the real attractive men hang out, Home Depot! :lol:
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    Say "hey gurl!" in a stupid squeaky voice so that I embarrass myself, I'd then get my coffee and leave. Feeling ashamed
  • motivccess
    motivccess Posts: 201 Member
    Lovely0770 wrote: »
    get coffee and people watch together to point out the attractive men walking by lol
    superficial much? haha

  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    motivccess wrote: »
    Lovely0770 wrote: »
    get coffee and people watch together to point out the attractive men walking by lol
    superficial much? haha

    Skip much?? Haha
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wave...hey..you want to go get a real drink ?
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Offer him some carrot cake
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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Spill his coffee in his lap...oops Guess she's not a barista
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Ask him to join me, order coffee and muffins and discuss our classic badass SUVs
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  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    offer a bowl of water
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Pat him on the head for caring.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    edited December 2015
    Blush o:) ...
    then ask which head >:)
  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,042 Member
    Ask where he put his medal?
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Ask if he goes to school. If so, ask where and what major.
  • seepersaud
    seepersaud Posts: 5,759 Member
    ask if she wants coffee
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    probably ask how he's walking around in just shorts when it's little cool out and offer him a hot coffee
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Say hi ali..whats our plans for the day...
  • seepersaud
    seepersaud Posts: 5,759 Member
    get the whipped cream
  • ThatFatAsianNerd
    ThatFatAsianNerd Posts: 1,415 Member
    Ask him if the empty chair in front of him is taken or not and before he can say "Yes" or "No" I'm already walking away with it saying "Thanks."
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Roll my eyes as I watch him walk off with the chair and mouth how rude

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