Would you be ok with being stuck on an island with the above person?

I wouldn't mind at all

absolutely

Yes

nah

Why not

Sure

Sure

Yeah. I guess I was kind of mean to her. I apologize. I'll build us a tandem kayak to make it out of this island.

Then as we're both out in the ocean paddling, I'll drop my paddles, and pull out a ukulele and start annoying the F out of her with an original song called "You're F'd Now."

Was it the song of choice? What would you like me to strum? Timbaland's "Apologize?"

Great...She's going to "eat" (endless blow jobs) me