!!FIRST i was afraid, i was petrified,

sierracanbe
sierracanbe Posts: 60
edited September 28 in Health and Weight Loss
kept thinkin' i could never live with such a big backside,
but then i spent so many hours stretchin', walkin', kickin' *kitten*,
& i grew strong,
lost 5lbs & wrote this song!

go on, fat, go!
walk out the door,
just melt away now,
you're not welcome anymore!
'cause you're the one who tried to make me hate my thighs,
did you think i'd stumble?
did you think i'd eat greasy french fries?

oh no, not i! i will not buy,
all those salty foods & sweet bonne bouche,
i know i can deny,
'cause i've got all my cravings curbed
& i've got all my chub disturbed,
i will not buy! i will not buyyy!
heyyy yeahhh! ☆ ♥ ♫ ☀ ☮

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  • Monkeymin
    Monkeymin Posts: 197 Member
    hahaha. Awesome!
  • chicpower1
    chicpower1 Posts: 169 Member
    ROFL ! Love it!
  • kklindsey
    kklindsey Posts: 382 Member
    Fabulous! You should be able to sell that to someone!
  • cammons
    cammons Posts: 126 Member
    Love it! You wouldn't believe how many break up songs that you can turn around and dedicate to your couch....or that package of Oreos in the pantry... :P
  • treez69
    treez69 Posts: 15 Member
    fabulous, i love it!!
  • sierracanbe
    sierracanbe Posts: 60
    hahaha thx!!
    woohoo 5lbs down!
    music is wonderful, isn't it?
  • Micheller1210
    Micheller1210 Posts: 460 Member
    Love it!!
  • joeysrib
    joeysrib Posts: 158 Member
    I Will Survive is my favorite song, but your version is pretty awesome!
  • sgv0918
    sgv0918 Posts: 851 Member
    love it
  • SueHerm
    SueHerm Posts: 25 Member
    Awesome! :love:
  • sierracanbe
    sierracanbe Posts: 60
    i still can't get this song out of my head!! heeheehee
  • SecretlyBatwoman
    SecretlyBatwoman Posts: 79 Member
    I want this on my iPod.
  • Kate_UK
    Kate_UK Posts: 1,299 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • TWEETIE19
    TWEETIE19 Posts: 54
    Awesume!!!! :)
  • sculptandtone
    sculptandtone Posts: 300 Member
    <3 LOVE <3
  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    Love it!!!
  • jetsec
    jetsec Posts: 79
    lol brilliant! x
  • bridetobe310711
    bridetobe310711 Posts: 183
    kept thinkin' i could never live with such a big backside,
    but then i spent so many hours stretchin', walkin', kickin' *kitten*,
    & i grew strong,
    lost 5lbs & wrote this song!

    go on, fat, go!
    walk out the door,
    just melt away now,
    you're not welcome anymore!
    'cause you're the one who tried to make me hate my thighs,
    did you think i'd stumble?
    did you think i'd eat greasy french fries?

    oh no, not i! i will not buy,
    all those salty foods & sweet bonne bouche,
    i know i can deny,
    'cause i've got all my cravings curbed
    & i've got all my chub disturbed,
    i will not buy! i will not buyyy!
    heyyy yeahhh! ☆ ♥ ♫ ☀ ☮

    fabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb :D
  • chels1605
    chels1605 Posts: 206 Member
    Whoohoo!!! Record it on YouTube! It can be MFP's first ever TV advert.... (they'll have to pay you for it!!) with lots of people from the site singing it!!!
  • kfitz10103
    kfitz10103 Posts: 354
    I love this too! Its so great I think I'll be singing it all day!
  • Schraudt814
    Schraudt814 Posts: 496 Member
    kept thinkin' i could never live with such a big backside,
    but then i spent so many hours stretchin', walkin', kickin' *kitten*,
    & i grew strong,
    lost 5lbs & wrote this song!

    go on, fat, go!
    walk out the door,
    just melt away now,
    you're not welcome anymore!
    'cause you're the one who tried to make me hate my thighs,
    did you think i'd stumble?
    did you think i'd eat greasy french fries?

    oh no, not i! i will not buy,
    all those salty foods & sweet bonne bouche,
    i know i can deny,
    'cause i've got all my cravings curbed
    & i've got all my chub disturbed,
    i will not buy! i will not buyyy!
    heyyy yeahhh! ☆ ♥ ♫ ☀ ☮

    Fabulous!!! Love this! :laugh:
  • fitnessjch
    fitnessjch Posts: 449 Member
    Haha, I'm gonna use this when I cant make myself go to the gym, as I'm damned sure it'll motivate me! :P
  • runlorirun
    runlorirun Posts: 389
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I love it!
  • MrsEwinHead
    MrsEwinHead Posts: 1
    If this was facebook, i'd like this
  • daisymaegreen
    daisymaegreen Posts: 50 Member
    perfect!! it should the the MFP theme song!
  • AnuMe901
    AnuMe901 Posts: 44
    Love it! :)
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