We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I chose cheesecake over her.0
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He ate my cheesecake0
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She wouldn't share her cheesecake wif me
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She put a finger where it shouldn't be0
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We are not splitting up...ok
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I don't share cheesecake0
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She as two timing me with some boomshakalaka Guy!0
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Wayyyyyyyyy to persistent0
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Took advantage of my body0
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Always wore his hat backwards!
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Carpet didn't match the drapes0
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Liked shag carpets0
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Right! Her drapes were lime green!0
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Always mess up my interior designs0
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Didn't like the color cream0
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Put too much cream in my coffee!
Dammit Learn to fix my coffee right man!!!0 -
Was grumpy until she had at least two cups. I can relate but it was hard.0
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Cause I couldn't tell what the *kitten* was happening in his profile picture0
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Always showing his stuff to Slim!0
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Always sooooo dramatic over everything0
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Hated my Acting Career0
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"She's Got Legs" by ZZ Top was her ringtone.0
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Always pretended to be someone else0
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She's from Texas and we all know all my exes live in Texas0
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Didn't like my pretend games0
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Always played games................................................with my heart!
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Constantly building plastic models of tanks and planes from world war 20
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Wore her heart on her sleeve0
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Refuse to leave the couch0
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Accused me of getting ahead in my career on the couch!
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