If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

Say hi.....what ya up to?? Want to go and get a real drink ?

Grin..wink...sit on his lap..sip his coffee...

Admire her smile

Ask her if she would like some more of whatever she's drinking. And if she says yes, I'll tell her it's her lucky day because this place serves it! Then politely point her to the order line if I feel like it.

Be like "hey, iv got a Polaroid camera too, wanna go take some pictures of the sunset?"
Then watch her run away.

Lick his ear

Pour some whisky in to her coffee and wink. Then sit and chat, drink our coffee and laugh at ourselves.

Look at her legs. Nod in approval. Then order.

Ask him if he wants to try a special coffee at my place ..

Try to divert her attention from Yosef to me