Scary NSV

My company recently sold for a billion dollars (or so). There is some fear that the new management might make staff changes. A senior employee who keeps me plugged in to the gossip channel gave me a startling message. In the morning meeting he said to me “You are disappearing”. As I pondered when exactly I would be walked to the parking lot he continued with “I’m really impressed with your weight loss, how’d you do it?” WHEW, what a relief that my initial assessment about his statement was incorrect.:happy: