Tell Me Your Best Joke

nutmeg2576
nutmeg2576 Posts: 18 Member
edited November 2024 in Fun and Games
I've had a rough evening, could use a good laugh. Tell me your best joke, please.

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  • 1meh
    1meh Posts: 94 Member
    What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable?



    The wheelchair.
  • DrFever100
    DrFever100 Posts: 5,899 Member
    Why do Midgets laugh when running?






    The grass tickles their balls
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    One snowman leaned over to the other snowman and said:







    "Hey, do you smell carrots?"
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    Why are pirates called pirates??

    Because they arrrr!
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    Pull my finger
  • yosefyadin
    yosefyadin Posts: 117 Member
    What do u call an alligator in a vest.... An investigator
  • nutmeg2576
    nutmeg2576 Posts: 18 Member
    Thanks, y'all! Good stuff!! My daughter jumped in the mix with:
    What did the flag say to the other flag?

    Nothing, he just waved.
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    What did the german police man say to his belly? you're under a vest
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    what do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?

    you walk him and pitch to the rhino
  • rupertspenser
    rupertspenser Posts: 567 Member
    so this dyslexic walks into a bra..
  • HannaSusi
    HannaSusi Posts: 857 Member
    yosefyadin wrote: »
    What do u call an alligator in a vest.... An investigator

    What do you call an alligator with a great sense of direction..? A navigator.
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
    "What does gay mean?" asked a son to his father.

    "It means 'happy,'" the father answered.

    "Oh," replied the son, "so are you gay, then?"

    "No, son, I have a wife."
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
    Drum roll please.......

    Marriage
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
    edited April 2017
    Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?

    She still hasn't got all the fur off her tongue
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