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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Shared his pole with way too many others.0
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Insisted on safe poling.0
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of that tie (stripes?...REally!)0
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I was too stiff for her
(said by no woman....ever)0 -
Because after 13 years together he decided he wasn't gay any more. So now hes in hardcore gay porn instead.0
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He was a corpse
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She was a necrophiliac0
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She called me names just because I like the walking dead0
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Two words: zombie fetish0
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Said i was cheating on her . Trust issues0
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Always cheating on me
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Got a private detective to follow me0
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Was a gold digger0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Was a gold digger
she would'nt put me in her will and take a drive to the outback with me .0 -
he didn't believe in Santa Claus0
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With always going missing November through January then I later found out he was one of Santas elves0
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she used me as a test subject for her 50 Shades of Naughty & Nice book0
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He got naked with my bestie0
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she had too many friends0
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He tried to keep me home barefoot and friendless!0
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She wouldn't make friends ..far too shy0
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All of her friends came with benefits!0
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she called my lil RunTimer "Benny"....
..and it barely 'fit'0 -
For the make up sex0
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the aforementioned0
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He forced me to have the same hair cut he has
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kept following me around in the forums and outside too.. creepy!0
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He had a Stalker and I was frightened (I think she carries a Machete)0
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It wasn't her..it was me0
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It wasn't me it was him! ;p0
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