What's the poster above' dirty little secret??

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · December 2015

Wants asylum in America.

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 2015

Owns every single Red Headed Barbie ever made!

SojournerThirteen · January 2016

Real name is Barbie

mandymay01 · January 2016

works at a nudist colony

CutsandCurves · January 2016

Hide her fav liqueur

Bonny132 · January 2016

Has nude paintings of herself adoring every wall in her mansion

CutsandCurves · January 2016

Likes photography and has her own photo closet

Mfp_chris · January 2016

his beard is stuck on with PVA Glue

synchkat · January 2016

Should see him en pointe. Breathtaking ballet skills

Jonesingmucho · January 2016

She was in an industrial accident in the 1920s. The toxic gel that splashed on her changed her cell regeneration ability. She can never age now and will be beautiful FOREVER....

pierportbeach · January 2016

She's a famous movie star researching a role for her upcoming blockbuster about MFP message boards

skinnyjeansandstretchmarks · January 2016

He still sleeps with a stuffed bear

pierportbeach · January 2016

Her hair grows that long so quickly that she secretly donates it to Locks for Love weekly!
(And don't mess with Mr. Teddy )

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Me

pierportbeach · January 2016

She's so smart and perfectly matched that she's actually the computer from the movie "Her"

dozensofthreads · January 2016

He likes Trump.

pierportbeach · January 2016

She knows because she's Melania's best friend

SojournerThirteen · January 2016

Has a beer fettish

pierportbeach · January 2016

He tried to get the user names here at MFP and went through SojournerOne , SojournerTwo, SojournerThree .... Until finally his wasn't taken

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Tells his wife he plays golf..but actually goes to hang out at the club house ..hasn't hit a ball yet

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · January 2016

Was born without genitalia.

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

..thats low...is practicing self flagelation

V_Keto_V · January 2016

Not 100yo as claims to be

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Those are not muscles but a rare skin disease

hetzlerkaelyn949 · January 2016

Has a phobia of exposing his legs to sun.

determined_ella89 · December 2016

Collects reborn dolls and lines them in alphabetical order by name.

Archer2017 · December 2016

Hates the colour green.

A_Patient_Wolf · December 2016

Invented the flesh light to avoid physical contact. Uses profits to collect cats.

Archer2017 · December 2016

I hate cats, mostly.
Loves to stick his hands in banana muffin batter. Something about the smell, texture, taste...

musclegood_fatbad · December 2016

Made out with her cousin...but he was real cute

What's the poster above' dirty little secret??

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