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Jokes about Food

RachelElser
Posts: 427 Member
What does a zombie horse eat?
Graaaaaaains!
Graaaaaaains!
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Why don't Cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny!1 -
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
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What does Beethoven feed his pet monkey with?
Banananaaas2 -
What do Zombie bunnies eat?
Heads of lettuce1 -
Do you know how many Indian food jokes I know?
Naan1 -
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What do you get when you combine bacon and an octopus?
A fine and a letter of cessation from the Ethic Committee of the FDA.0 -
What has eyes, but can't see?0
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A potato!1
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What has banks, but no money?0
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A potato!1
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How much could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood1
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta1 -
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Let us in I'm freezing out here!1 -
Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
Because they cantaloupe2 -
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese1 -
Mushroom walks in a bar, bartender says “Hey you can’t drink here.”
Mushroom says “Why not, I’m a Fun-gi!”1 -
Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
I'm not telling you. You might spread it!1 -
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!2 -
I tried to get into my house the other day, but I couldn’t. Wanna know why? Because I had gnocchi!1
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I love those ^^^^1
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Bethany Waines from G+ said the following:
"How does Moses make his coffee?" "Hebrews it" "Jew kidding me" "Israeli how he does it"!0 -
What do you get when you cross bacon and an octopus?
Your license revoked and a sternly worded letter of cession from the Ethics Committee!0
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