Jokes about Food

RachelElser
RachelElser Posts: 427 Member
in Fun and Games
What does a zombie horse eat?



Graaaaaaains!

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  • runningbuddy666
    runningbuddy666 Posts: 12 Member
  • RachelElser
    RachelElser Posts: 427 Member
    Why don't Cannibals eat clowns?






    They taste funny!
  • Nanogg55
    Nanogg55 Posts: 275 Member
    What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
    What does Beethoven feed his pet monkey with?
    Banananaaas
  • RachelElser
    RachelElser Posts: 427 Member
    What do Zombie bunnies eat?



    Heads of lettuce
  • HollyS6
    HollyS6 Posts: 41 Member
    Do you know how many Indian food jokes I know?





    Naan
  • Nanogg55
    Nanogg55 Posts: 275 Member
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  • RachelElser
    RachelElser Posts: 427 Member
    What do you get when you combine bacon and an octopus?



    A fine and a letter of cessation from the Ethic Committee of the FDA.
  • ShawtyShawt
    ShawtyShawt Posts: 2,540 Member
    What has eyes, but can't see?
  • RachelElser
    RachelElser Posts: 427 Member
    A potato!
  • ShawtyShawt
    ShawtyShawt Posts: 2,540 Member
    What has banks, but no money?
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    A potato!
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    How much could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
  • JUiCY_KiSS
    JUiCY_KiSS Posts: 8,512 Member
    edited June 2016
    What do you call a fake noodle?

    An impasta
  • danhib
    danhib Posts: 290 Member
    Knock knock!

    Who's there?

    Lettuce!

    Lettuce who?

    Let us in I'm freezing out here!
  • danhib
    danhib Posts: 290 Member
    Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?

    Because they cantaloupe
  • JUiCY_KiSS
    JUiCY_KiSS Posts: 8,512 Member
    What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

    Nacho cheese
  • JUiCY_KiSS
    JUiCY_KiSS Posts: 8,512 Member
    Mushroom walks in a bar, bartender says “Hey you can’t drink here.”
    Mushroom says “Why not, I’m a Fun-gi!”
  • danhib
    danhib Posts: 290 Member
    Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?

    I'm not telling you. You might spread it!
  • JUiCY_KiSS
    JUiCY_KiSS Posts: 8,512 Member
    edited June 2016
    Why did the tomato blush?
    Because it saw the salad dressing!
  • JUiCY_KiSS
    JUiCY_KiSS Posts: 8,512 Member
    I tried to get into my house the other day, but I couldn’t. Wanna know why? Because I had gnocchi!
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    I'm learning how to pronounce words


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  • JUiCY_KiSS
    JUiCY_KiSS Posts: 8,512 Member
    edited June 2016
    I love those ^^^^
  • ShawtyShawt
    ShawtyShawt Posts: 2,540 Member
    Bethany Waines from G+ said the following:

    "How does Moses make his coffee?" "Hebrews it" "Jew kidding me" "Israeli how he does it"!

    :D
  • RachelElser
    RachelElser Posts: 427 Member
    What do you get when you cross bacon and an octopus?

    Your license revoked and a sternly worded letter of cession from the Ethics Committee!

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