so what new "method" outside of exercise and eating right/appropriate amts. will 2016 bring?

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
edited November 27 in Chit-Chat
Or will fad diets and pyramid scheme sports nutrition products rule the land again?

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  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    Think drug use will come back in style?
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    ECA Stack and avocado keytones
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  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Sustaining on nothing but your own poop every other day because one pass through isn't enough to extract all the nutrients.
  • ashleybreanna13
    ashleybreanna13 Posts: 249 Member
    A cookie that helps you lose weight! Wait...
    Sprinkles on your food that help you lose weight! Wait...
    Gummy bears that help you burn cals! Wait...
    Pills that give you abs! Wait...
    Sugary shakes that replace all meals! Wait...

    Damn. All my ideas were taken.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,024 Member
    I'm thinking plasma exchange, for weight loss.

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  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    There is a juicer that filters to the atomic level so that you can inject your calories directly into your bloodstream. This does away with need for a stomach, so stomach removal surgeries become commonplace since everyone wants to get rid of that pesky body organ weight.
  • EbonyGlitter
    EbonyGlitter Posts: 19 Member
    A machine that vibrates your body stimulating anti-fat (TM) cells to attack Bad Fat
  • kchuskey
    kchuskey Posts: 882 Member
    3 minute Abs..
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
    My money is on tapeworms. One pill to give you a tapeworm, one to kill it.
  • schibsted750
    schibsted750 Posts: 355 Member
    EbonyGlitter wrote: »
    A machine that vibrates your body stimulating anti-fat (TM) cells to attack Bad Fat

    http://www.bulletproof.com/whole-body-vibration-plate
  • EbonyGlitter
    EbonyGlitter Posts: 19 Member
    schibsted750 wrote: »
    EbonyGlitter wrote: »
    A machine that vibrates your body stimulating anti-fat (TM) cells to attack Bad Fat

    http://www.bulletproof.com/whole-body-vibration-plate

    *sigh*
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    I foresee a rise/change in fasting diet patterns, with the occasional doctor's order to be NPO until enough weight is lost. Because, water weight.
  • marcelo_templario
    marcelo_templario Posts: 653 Member
    edited January 2016
    They'll promote some training DVDs that mimic the training for some unknown ancient sport from the Himalaya or Fiji, stating something like: "they live in there and they survive thanks to it" Probably some wrestling fighting style that MMA douches gonna ruin by wearing t-shirts with foreign language characters on them.

    A bike with no pedals which motion source is you..striding on top imitating some animal swaying striding way.

    Or worse...Bestiality (lol) a combo of proteins and shakes with 894 DVDs for home training, each focused in 1580 different exercises that promise to shape your body with only 5 minutes a day... from beginners to ultimate athletes, no need to sweat, a tome with 3952 different recipes for weight lost that you can prepare on very easy ingredients...like Malta's wild peppers and Afghanistan blue parish

    Now you know...if you can barely sustain yourself in your legs while lunging...and can't run in a treadmill for longer than 45 seconds without fainting....dump that old school crap...Bestiality is here for changing your life.











    *Bestiality must not be used by people under 18 or over 24, results are visible in a period of 2 years, consult your physician and mortgage manager before performing any exercise of Bestiality, a previous yearly 42k is recommended for achieving the best results, celebrities featured in Bestiality commercials might not use precisely train Bestiality exclusively for their fitness routines.
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
    I vote for olestra
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    I hear alien abduction gets AMAZING results.
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
    Eating all meals while standing on your head to slow digestion.
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