does xxx count as exercise??

martymum
martymum Posts: 413 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
I was just wondering and if so how do you work out your calorie burn...lol

ps hope this isn't too rude!!

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  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,236 Member
    it does actually.. you have to find it on a different website i believe.. but then i find that you are tracking when you had it.. and sometimes thats just sad..
  • iojoi
    iojoi Posts: 378 Member
    cant wait to see your facebook and twitter updates :laugh:
  • SarahLovesCheesecake
    SarahLovesCheesecake Posts: 520
    Hi Im no expert, but how does your body know what is increasing your heart rate....so at a wild guess yeah...........You did mean going for a poo right?
  • Froggy1976
    Froggy1976 Posts: 472
    I would just count it as a bonus...who wants to broadcast how often or seldom they are doing this activity? You can google the number of calories though if you are curious.
  • scott24
    scott24 Posts: 132
    Wear a HRM along with whatever else. As with anything else, good heart rate over a period of time equals calorie burn. Your partner might become a little agitated if you are constantly looking at your HRM.
  • SarahLovesCheesecake
    SarahLovesCheesecake Posts: 520
    PS Get a HRM then you can work it out or if you want me to do it for you?
  • lynxcoco
    lynxcoco Posts: 58 Member
    Only if you wear a HRM LOL
  • lexibelk
    lexibelk Posts: 83 Member
    Haha, well I think it is, but I have no idea how to log it. Maybe just keep it in the back of your mind at the end of the week!
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    Wear a HRM along with whatever else. As with anything else, good heart rate over a period of time equals calorie burn. Your partner might become a little agitated if you are constantly looking at your HRM.


    Haha! This gave me a funny visual.
  • CassieLEO
    CassieLEO Posts: 757 Member
    I use it for cardio sometimes. Who cares what you doing as long as your doing it! If you want to broadcast it than by all means, do it. I do, and I could really care if anyone knows or not. >:D
  • MrsSki
    MrsSki Posts: 196
    It does, but do you count every little thing you do, cleaning, walking to work, etc? If so, add it, if not, I wouldn't. If you and your SO have s*x a few times a week and it's pretty regular, then I wouldn't include it. :smile:

    But if you don't have s*x very often, or it was a particularly energetic session, then count it! :happy:
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    I guess I'd just rather not count it as "exercise"...

    "Honey, what time was it when we started?"...

    "Boy, my heart rate was really going, how about you?"...

    Nope, not gonna count it!
  • momma3sweetgirls
    momma3sweetgirls Posts: 743 Member
    I've thought about wearing my HRM, but then figured it would be a mood killer!
  • ladybugz_247
    ladybugz_247 Posts: 120
    lol I never thought of that.. hmm I'm gonna wear my HRM next time.. my hubby is so annoyed with me counting calories and working out that I think wearing the HRM will just piss him off..hahaha but hey I wanna know now.
  • Kelly_Wilson1990
    Kelly_Wilson1990 Posts: 3,245 Member
    With this calorie counter you can count your calories for sex: http://www.healthstatus.com/calculate/cbc

    Just list it as aerobic exercise here that is what I do.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    Wear a HRM along with whatever else. As with anything else, good heart rate over a period of time equals calorie burn. Your partner might become a little agitated if you are constantly looking at your HRM.

    Now, THERE'S a picture!
  • CassieLEO
    CassieLEO Posts: 757 Member
    Bless my boyfriend, ive worn it during the act to see. He doesnt care LOL!!!
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    It's only worth tracking if you just never get any and it's outside your normal lifestyle ha ha.

    That being said, I wore my HRM once with my wife for ****s and giggles. It's awesome seeing how high your heart rate goes!
  • runnermel
    runnermel Posts: 278
    it does actually.. you have to find it on a different website i believe.. but then i find that you are tracking when you had it.. and sometimes thats just sad..

    ha! that's funny!!!
  • martymum
    martymum Posts: 413 Member
    thanks for the swift replies...some made me laugh out though.......don't think I'll keep a regular update on this activity though!!lol

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  • NA_Willie
    NA_Willie Posts: 340 Member
    How many calories can I actually burn in three minutes?
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    How many calories can I actually burn in three minutes?

    HA!!!! :brokenheart:
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    yes yES YES!!!
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    How many calories can I actually burn in three minutes?

    3 minutes? What are you pulling a marathon here?
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    I say don't count the calories burned, just eat ice cream afterwards to even it out like I do! Note to self: stop by the store after work and pick up a couple gallons of ice cream...
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    How many calories can I actually burn in three minutes?

    3 minutes? What are you pulling a marathon here?

    LOL!
  • Kirsty_UK
    Kirsty_UK Posts: 964 Member
    And remember if you swallow to count the extra calories ;)
  • Jellyphant
    Jellyphant Posts: 1,400 Member
    You would think you could log it as a workout if it was 'vigorous' enough. ;D

    But then again, MFP does give you the choice to log a j*zz.. 5 whole calories!
  • NA_Willie
    NA_Willie Posts: 340 Member
    And remember if you swallow to count the extra calories ;)
    LOL

    I'm waiting for my girl to say that shes over her calories so just finish on her tits.
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    And remember if you swallow to count the extra calories ;)
    LOL

    I'm waiting for my girl to say that shes over her calories so just finish on her tits.

    Bahahahahahha!!!!!!
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