Any one like riddles?

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  • tzkully
    tzkully Posts: 77 Member
    What is red and smells like blue paint?
  • ProfessorPupil
    ProfessorPupil Posts: 76 Member
    The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    tzkully wrote: »
    What is red and smells like blue paint?
    I'm going with red paint? Since they don't really smell differently?
  • ProfessorPupil
    ProfessorPupil Posts: 76 Member
    The number 8549176320 is special.

    Why?
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    ProfessorPupil wrote: »
    The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

    I've already heard this one, so I'll let someone else have the fun:)
  • tzkully
    tzkully Posts: 77 Member
    edited January 2016
    ProfessorPupil wrote: »
    The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

    I know this one but I'll let it play out a bit
  • tzkully
    tzkully Posts: 77 Member
    Yep red paint
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    tzkully wrote: »
    I only hate the Cubs... Oh and the entire AL

    You can't hate the Royals, they're from Missouri and it's not their fault they're stuck in a league with the stupid DH!
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    ProfessorPupil wrote: »
    The number 8549176320 is special.

    Why?

    It's got the numbers 0 through 9
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    moyen2 wrote: »
    I'm guessing this one's a dig at a certain team. And it better not be the Jays!

    Yay...Jays!!!
  • iamMLH
    iamMLH Posts: 101 Member
    ProfessorPupil wrote: »
    The number 8549176320 is special.

    Why?

    They're in alphabetical order.
  • tzkully
    tzkully Posts: 77 Member
    ProfessorPupil wrote: »
    The number 8549176320 is special.

    Why?
    tuckerrj wrote: »
    tzkully wrote: »
    I only hate the Cubs... Oh and the entire AL

    You can't hate the Royals, they're from Missouri and it's not their fault they're stuck in a league with the stupid DH!

    The DH ruins baseball... True baseball fans love the strategy behind it, offense is fun to watch but there is so much more to the game
  • tzkully
    tzkully Posts: 77 Member
    ProfessorPupil wrote: »
    The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?

    A coffin
  • tzkully
    tzkully Posts: 77 Member
    A man leaves home and makes 3 left turns and returns home to find there are two masked men waiting for him there.
    Who are those men?
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    The catcher and the ump?
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  • Iggy585
    Iggy585 Posts: 104 Member
    Whoever has it is angry
    Whoever loses it is angrier
    Whoever wins it has it more
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Iggy585 wrote: »
    Whoever has it is angry
    Whoever loses it is angrier
    Whoever wins it has it more
    Fire?
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    Iggy585 wrote: »
    Whoever has it is angry
    Whoever loses it is angrier
    Whoever wins it has it more
    Temper works for the first two, but not the last.
  • kchuskey
    kchuskey Posts: 882 Member
    Iggy585 wrote: »
    Whoever has it is angry
    Whoever loses it is angrier
    Whoever wins it has it more

    I'm guessing an argument or something similar.
  • tzkully
    tzkully Posts: 77 Member
    Dispute... But I think you left "no" out of the last line
  • tzkully
    tzkully Posts: 77 Member
    Everyone offers this thing.
    But few will take it when it
    Is offered.
    What is it?
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    Advice!
  • tzkully
    tzkully Posts: 77 Member
    Yep
  • tzkully
    tzkully Posts: 77 Member
    What's brought to the table, cut and served but never eaten?
  • kchuskey
    kchuskey Posts: 882 Member
    Deck of cards (ex poker dealer)
  • tzkully
    tzkully Posts: 77 Member
    Yes
  • tzkully
    tzkully Posts: 77 Member
    This engulfing thing is strange indeed
    The greater it grows the less you see
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    Fog
  • tzkully
    tzkully Posts: 77 Member
    Nope

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