If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · January 2016

Pull the fire alarm. Which would turn out to be fake, turning on the strobe lights and causing a stripper pole to rise from the floor.

eva_letsdance · January 2016

Watch as he is dancing on his imaginary pole

marcelo_templario · January 2016

So..is it mmmmm decaf?

BayouSquaw · January 2016

Smile and say Hello

luv2eat2013 · January 2016

Say hi and smile. ...heyyyyy girlllll

Kvm11628 · January 2016

I bet we would find a few laughs!

Shiggysho · January 2016

Ask her what she uses on her hair to get that great volume.

Kvm11628 · January 2016

Ask how I could get those amazing cheekbones

(and Batiste dry shampoo....I was too tired to really shampoo....best.dry.shampoo.ever)

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · January 2016

It would probably look something like this.

synchkat · January 2016

Suggest someone call 911 to assist the flopping fish

JeffreyMGiron · January 2016

try to spark a conversation about Anything

marcelo_templario · January 2016

flopping...new word to me..

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Say hi...kiss..cuddle..been a while my friend, how are you? ... buy him a coffee ..

synchkat · January 2016

Sit and monopolize her.time for.hours

marcelo_templario · January 2016

Speak with an antique British accent and invite her to some lovely tea.

jan3t85 · January 2016

I'm shy so just smile at him

synchkat · January 2016

Offer to buy her a latte

EaglesFan4Ever · January 2016

Offer to buy her a latte as well.

angiedwill · January 2016

Ask what's the best latte here?

angiedwill · January 2016

Look around to see if anyone else sees the guy dancin by himself lol

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