Ex's - What is the worst thing you have ever done
candacet36
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My ex is a jerk but I would never do anything "bad" to him. He is the father of my children. However, I have heard horror stories of people getting back at each other.
So... what is the worst thing you have done
So... what is the worst thing you have done
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I would never do anything bad either but I nearly did go on a date with his sister's ex0
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Nothing. I've been with my husband since I was 15.
But I know someone who did something terrible. She was very very hurt and clearly wasn't thinking .
She bought illegal drugs and put them in his car ( she had a spare key to it still ) then she waited up the road until he drove away. She called 911 and said she spotted a person using drugs and saw him hide it in his glove box.
She then drove behind him and watched him get pulled over about 4 miles down the road. She watched them search the car and arrest him. Since its a small town , she knew the police response would be fast so she knew her plan would work. It did, he got sent to jail for felony drug possession with the intent to distribute. The drugs where bagged in such a way that it made it an extra charge .
She then wrote him letters to the jail saying " hahah" and stuff.
Before she did this she had also done other really crazy things to him. He got a restraining order when he was released from jail ! Lol ! He tried to tell the judge it was planted but I guess they didn't believe him because he had a criminal strike on his record previously.
You know the saying " h@$$ have no fury like a woman scorned" ! Lol !!
I would never do anything like that but its one of the craziest things I've ever heard !!0 -
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thorsmom01 wrote: »Nothing. I've been with my husband since I was 15.
But I know someone who did something terrible. She was very very hurt and clearly wasn't thinking .
She bought illegal drugs and put them in his car ( she had a spare key to it still ) then she waited up the road until he drove away. She called 911 and said she spotted a person using drugs and saw him hide it in his glove box.
She then drove behind him and watched him get pulled over about 4 miles down the road. She watched them search the car and arrest him. Since its a small town , she knew the police response would be fast so she knew her plan would work. It did, he got sent to jail for felony drug possession with the intent to distribute. The drugs where bagged in such a way that it made it an extra charge .
She then wrote him letters to the jail saying " hahah" and stuff.
Before she did this she had also done other really crazy things to him. He got a restraining order when he was released from jail ! Lol ! He tried to tell the judge it was planted but I guess they didn't believe him because he had a criminal strike on his record previously.
You know the saying " h@$$ have no fury like a woman scorned" ! Lol !!
I would never do anything like that but its one of the craziest things I've ever heard !!
That is so bad even if I get really heart broken I wouldn't do that ever is so horrible0 -
I'm scared to post mine now that I see everyone saying how innocent they are. But what the hell.... Me and my husband were separated but not divorced yet when we found out his aunt died. Nobody knew we weren't together anymore, he was still wanting me to come back home And he asked me to go to the memorial with him. I stayed out all night with my boy toy the night before causing us to be late to her funeral.0
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For the longest time I held so much anger against her for leaving me. And I felt that she owed me at least an "I'm sorry." But I realize today that it wasn't her at all that left me. The truth is, I let her walk away when I should have done everything in my power to prevent her from walking away. And for this, I'm the one who owes her that "I'm sorry."
God I'd give everything I have if I could just see her face-to-face even for just a second.
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_incogNEATo_ wrote: »
A friend...yeah right...0 -
I accidentally revealed to his surprisingly judgmental boss that he'd been having an affair (which was the cause of our divorce). No, really. I thought he knew - I swear! A few weeks later he got fired. I've no idea if it was related. He was a pretty lousy employee.0
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We had an amiable breakup but when I moved out of my girlfriend's apartment I took a Michael Kors handbag with me. She had a huge box filled with them so I just picked one I never saw her use because why not. I eBayed that sucker.
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I couldn't hurt a fly.
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Orchestrated the breakup . Dumped snow on him when i knew he was hungover we broke up and then I acted as if my heart was broken
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I never did anything to "get back" at mine after we split up. What I did do, which is rather devious in its own right, was convince him to take a job closer to where I'm from so I could leave him without being stuck 2600 miles away from home. As soon as we got here, I met someone else and left him within 3 months, after he threatened suicide when I told him. Does that make me a jerk, probably, but at least I did stop the suicide attempt and he ended up getting help for his alcoholism.
Now, when the investigator came by my house to do his security clearance, I was completely honest. That didn't help him with that and he's now losing his job and go in trouble so he's losing benefits.
I also convinced him to waiver his rights in our divorce and divorced him without him knowing. He found out when I gave him a copy of the decree. I didn't clean him out, because we had already moved into separate houses and split everything up before it finalized.
Moral of that story is, read everything you sign SUPER carefully.0 -
Told people the truth when they asked, ie. his manhood is not that large.0
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ThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »ThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »For the longest time I held so much anger against her for leaving me. And I felt that she owed me at least an "I'm sorry." But I realize today that it wasn't her at all that left me. The truth is, I let her walk away when I should have done everything in my power to prevent her from walking away. And for this, I'm the one who owes her that "I'm sorry."
God I'd f'ng give everything I have if I could just see her face-to-face even for just a second.
#emotionalhomopostquotaofthedayreached
don't dwell on it. you still wake up every morning.
Yeah. I have days like this but it's becoming less frequent. That's a good thing. Maybe I need to get laid. I wonder what my therapist would say if I asked her if a h00kr would help.
go for the therapist obvi
She's like 65, but hey, what the hell, I'll take what I can get. She'll probably be like "Over my dead body."
And I'll be like, "I'll make sure to be at your funeral so I can come back at night with a shovel."
Really though, she's awesome.0 -
thorsmom01 wrote: »Nothing. I've been with my husband since I was 15.
But I know someone who did something terrible. She was very very hurt and clearly wasn't thinking .
She bought illegal drugs and put them in his car ( she had a spare key to it still ) then she waited up the road until he drove away. She called 911 and said she spotted a person using drugs and saw him hide it in his glove box.
She then drove behind him and watched him get pulled over about 4 miles down the road. She watched them search the car and arrest him. Since its a small town , she knew the police response would be fast so she knew her plan would work. It did, he got sent to jail for felony drug possession with the intent to distribute. The drugs where bagged in such a way that it made it an extra charge .
She then wrote him letters to the jail saying " hahah" and stuff.
Before she did this she had also done other really crazy things to him. He got a restraining order when he was released from jail ! Lol ! He tried to tell the judge it was planted but I guess they didn't believe him because he had a criminal strike on his record previously.
You know the saying " h@$$ have no fury like a woman scorned" ! Lol !!
I would never do anything like that but its one of the craziest things I've ever heard !!
I hate humans
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ThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »ThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »ThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »For the longest time I held so much anger against her for leaving me. And I felt that she owed me at least an "I'm sorry." But I realize today that it wasn't her at all that left me. The truth is, I let her walk away when I should have done everything in my power to prevent her from walking away. And for this, I'm the one who owes her that "I'm sorry."
God I'd f'ng give everything I have if I could just see her face-to-face even for just a second.
#emotionalhomopostquotaofthedayreached
don't dwell on it. you still wake up every morning.
Yeah. I have days like this but it's becoming less frequent. That's a good thing. Maybe I need to get laid. I wonder what my therapist would say if I asked her if a h00kr would help.
go for the therapist obvi
She's like 65, but hey, what the hell, I'll take what I can get. She'll probably be like "Over my dead body."
And I'll be like, "I'll make sure to be at your funeral so I can come back at night with a shovel."
Really though, she's awesome.
That brings a whole new meaning to "crack open a cold one"
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AClark1023 wrote: »ThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »ThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »ThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »For the longest time I held so much anger against her for leaving me. And I felt that she owed me at least an "I'm sorry." But I realize today that it wasn't her at all that left me. The truth is, I let her walk away when I should have done everything in my power to prevent her from walking away. And for this, I'm the one who owes her that "I'm sorry."
God I'd f'ng give everything I have if I could just see her face-to-face even for just a second.
#emotionalhomopostquotaofthedayreached
don't dwell on it. you still wake up every morning.
Yeah. I have days like this but it's becoming less frequent. That's a good thing. Maybe I need to get laid. I wonder what my therapist would say if I asked her if a h00kr would help.
go for the therapist obvi
She's like 65, but hey, what the hell, I'll take what I can get. She'll probably be like "Over my dead body."
And I'll be like, "I'll make sure to be at your funeral so I can come back at night with a shovel."
Really though, she's awesome.
That brings a whole new meaning to "crack open a cold one"
Hahahahahahahaha I'm laughin' so hard I'm coffin'! 0 -
I haven't done anything bad to an ex except break up with them lol
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ThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »AClark1023 wrote: »ThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »ThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »ThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »For the longest time I held so much anger against her for leaving me. And I felt that she owed me at least an "I'm sorry." But I realize today that it wasn't her at all that left me. The truth is, I let her walk away when I should have done everything in my power to prevent her from walking away. And for this, I'm the one who owes her that "I'm sorry."
God I'd f'ng give everything I have if I could just see her face-to-face even for just a second.
#emotionalhomopostquotaofthedayreached
don't dwell on it. you still wake up every morning.
Yeah. I have days like this but it's becoming less frequent. That's a good thing. Maybe I need to get laid. I wonder what my therapist would say if I asked her if a h00kr would help.
go for the therapist obvi
She's like 65, but hey, what the hell, I'll take what I can get. She'll probably be like "Over my dead body."
And I'll be like, "I'll make sure to be at your funeral so I can come back at night with a shovel."
Really though, she's awesome.
That brings a whole new meaning to "crack open a cold one"
Hahahahahahahaha I'm laughin' so hard I'm coffin'!
Hahaha! You are killin me!
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I've let a great one get away. Back in my baseball playing days, when I thought I was king sh$t, and was going places. I've also walked away from one that probably saved my life, because she was bat sh$t crazy. Cliché I know, but true. But for the last 15 years there hasn't been a hint of any walking going on. My point... Everything happens for a reason, and when you get to where you're going, you'll realize why and how you got there.
P.S. This is one of the very few serious posts you'll see from me. 0 -
Unfriended on Facebook. I know. I'm so bad *kitten*0
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ThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »AClark1023 wrote: »ThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »ThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »ThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »For the longest time I held so much anger against her for leaving me. And I felt that she owed me at least an "I'm sorry." But I realize today that it wasn't her at all that left me. The truth is, I let her walk away when I should have done everything in my power to prevent her from walking away. And for this, I'm the one who owes her that "I'm sorry."
God I'd f'ng give everything I have if I could just see her face-to-face even for just a second.
#emotionalhomopostquotaofthedayreached
don't dwell on it. you still wake up every morning.
Yeah. I have days like this but it's becoming less frequent. That's a good thing. Maybe I need to get laid. I wonder what my therapist would say if I asked her if a h00kr would help.
go for the therapist obvi
She's like 65, but hey, what the hell, I'll take what I can get. She'll probably be like "Over my dead body."
And I'll be like, "I'll make sure to be at your funeral so I can come back at night with a shovel."
Really though, she's awesome.
That brings a whole new meaning to "crack open a cold one"
Hahahahahahahaha I'm laughin' so hard I'm coffin'!
Hahaha! You are killin me! 0 -
I've let a great one get away. Back in my baseball playing days, when I thought I was king sh$t, and was going places. I've also walked away from one that probably saved my life, because she was bat sh$t crazy. Cliché I know, but true. But for the last 15 years there hasn't been a hint of any walking going on. My point... Everything happens for a reason, and when you get to where you're going, you'll realize why and how you got there.
P.S. This is one of the very few serious posts you'll see from me.
Hey buddy, you have a hot wife.
I have two "friends with benefits." Their names are Lefty and Righty.0 -
ThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »I've let a great one get away. Back in my baseball playing days, when I thought I was king sh$t, and was going places. I've also walked away from one that probably saved my life, because she was bat sh$t crazy. Cliché I know, but true. But for the last 15 years there hasn't been a hint of any walking going on. My point... Everything happens for a reason, and when you get to where you're going, you'll realize why and how you got there.
P.S. This is one of the very few serious posts you'll see from me.
Hey buddy, you have a hot wife.
I have two "friends with benefits." Their names are Lefty and Righty.
LOL...I've spent 30 minutes trying to think of something funny to say to this, and I just can't. I'm sorry brother!
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Oh I'd say tree, tree fiddy.0
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ThatFatAsianNerd wrote: »I've let a great one get away. Back in my baseball playing days, when I thought I was king sh$t, and was going places. I've also walked away from one that probably saved my life, because she was bat sh$t crazy. Cliché I know, but true. But for the last 15 years there hasn't been a hint of any walking going on. My point... Everything happens for a reason, and when you get to where you're going, you'll realize why and how you got there.
P.S. This is one of the very few serious posts you'll see from me.
Hey buddy, you have a hot wife.
I have two "friends with benefits." Their names are Lefty and Righty.
LOL...I've spent 30 minutes trying to think of something funny to say to this, and I just can't. I'm sorry brother!
Yeah, I'm stumped
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