Post a lie about the person above

suzreen · January 2016

Actually, synchat talked me into singing America the Beautiful -- a much better song!

Brittneyaline · January 2016

Is secretly a ninja assassin on a mission to save the planet from a tyrannical alien race, choice of weapon?! Dos Equis and a kamikaze goldfish.

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

csbnga wrote: »

Owns 43 riding crops. One for each of her cabana boys

synchkat wrote: »

his name is on one of Jo's crops

Nograce80 wrote: »

Wishes she was on one of those crops

Hahaha

..you guys

She up until last week..was 65yr old bob my gardener..amazing surgery results

TxLisa251 · January 2016

Loves to high 5 everyone.

territhefrog · January 2016

She was very flatulent at work the other day and they had to close the office to fumigate.

tomy2tone01 · January 2016

And you stayed in there to enjoy it..........

synchkat · January 2016

Swinger

Like can't pass a playground without visiting the swings

JFinn26 · January 2016

Trips over cordless phones...a lot...

00EmilyJo00 · January 2016

Hates laughing and having a good time ;P

motterotter · January 2016

Annoys the dolphins by speaking their language in another dialect - on porpoise

JFinn26 · January 2016

00EmilyJo00 wrote: »

Hates laughing and having a good time ;P

What can I say? I'm a fun sponge

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Knits in his spare time

PaulHalicki · January 2016

Knits spare ties.

HappilyDistracted · January 2016

Is the equivalent of Cruella De Ville, except he hoards chickens, not puppies.

PaulHalicki · January 2016

Drank a whole bottle of Jack Daniels this evening. Didn't record the calories.

territhefrog · January 2016

Steals old lady underwear so he can make them into a quilts. He currently had 73 granny panty quilts.

PaulHalicki · January 2016

It was 74 but territhefrog took one off the clothesline.

HappilyDistracted · January 2016

Best friends are named Jack, Sam, and Bud. This attributes to why he keeps stealing things...

krbkrat · January 2016

Bridget Jones is the favorite "novel" and lives life based on the comings and goings of the neighbors cats

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Was caught wondering naked through the streets yedterday

just_silk · January 2016

Bought binoculars to spy on the streets and track wanderers.

47Jacqueline · January 2016

Doesn't know how to use binoculars

bdgfn · January 2016

Has yet to master the art of boiling water.

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Rides a three wheeler to work

bdgfn · January 2016

Picks her nose in public

just_silk · January 2016

Eats the nose pickings of other people

synchkat · January 2016

has a collection of random things she finds while walking along the street

bdgfn · January 2016

His favorite color is hot pink

WMDemetree · January 2016

is wearing pink underwear... don't let the helmet fool you.

MzIrish · January 2016

Won a yahtzee tournament blind folded

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