List of things that my wife does that piss me off to the point of irrationality

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_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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I got nothing, but the title looked like it would drum up hits. Other heterosexual men are encouraged to contribute to this thread however. .

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    You're seriously bored, aren't you, John.
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    edited January 2016
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    if i had a wife,

    -Shes looks so hot that everyone wants a piece of that , pisses me off
    -Shes so kind and appreciative and everyone wants a piece of that, pisses me off
    -Shes so smart she can hold a better conversation, Pisses me off
    -She doesn't like what i cook and eats it anyways, pisses me off
  • tomy2tone01
    tomy2tone01 Posts: 982 Member
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    She is too easy on the kids.. Gotta be firm sometime......
  • TaraTall
    TaraTall Posts: 339 Member
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    tomy2tone01 wrote: »
    She is too easy on the kids.. Gotta be firm sometime......

    Maybe the problem is you're too easy on her.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    She acts like she has a say in how our finances should be handled and I honestly make way more than her so it's none of her business.
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
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    Escloflowne wrote: »
    She acts like she has a say in how our finances should be handled and I honestly make way more than her so it's none of her business.

    this guy is keeping it real.
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
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    When the ratio of peanut butter to jelly is WAY off
  • NotShena
    NotShena Posts: 172 Member
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    Why just heterosexual men can complain about their wife? What about a lesbian with a wife?
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    I really wish your wife wouldn't answer the phone when you call and interrupt us. It's annoying as hell.
  • TaraTall
    TaraTall Posts: 339 Member
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    Don't think outside the box.

    haha, pun unintended.
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
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  • tomy2tone01
    tomy2tone01 Posts: 982 Member
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    TaraTall wrote: »
    tomy2tone01 wrote: »
    She is too easy on the kids.. Gotta be firm sometime......

    Maybe the problem is you're too easy on her.


    No, I am pretty firm. But I am nice too.............
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    _dracarys_ wrote: »
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    That's just offensive, she was probably looking up a recipe on the laptop, what other reason would she have to be using a computer?
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    Escloflowne wrote: »
    _dracarys_ wrote: »
    b1l3bn8gemar.jpeg

    That's just offensive, she was probably looking up a recipe on the laptop, what other reason would she have to be using a computer?

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  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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    ^^

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  • cross2bear
    cross2bear Posts: 1,106 Member
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    I wish I had a wife - my husband has one and she is terrific!
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    cross2bear wrote: »
    I wish I had a wife - my husband has one and she is terrific!

    that doesn't even constitute cheating in some men's eyes...I'd say go for it!!
  • Fit_Kountry_
    Fit_Kountry_ Posts: 123 Member
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    Ex wife.... But the biggest thing she ever did that pissed me off to the point of irrationality.....be a *kitten*. Lol
  • Fit_Kountry_
    Fit_Kountry_ Posts: 123 Member
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    Being a seahawks fan would do it too.... Lol jk
  • Fit_Kountry_
    Fit_Kountry_ Posts: 123 Member
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    keepingupwith_kristen wrote: »
    Fit_Kountry_ wrote: »
    Being a seahawks fan would do it too.... Lol jk
    Ouch!!!
    I'm kidding. But they did play a great 2nd half today

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