List of things that my wife does that piss me off to the point of irrationality

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
I got nothing, but the title looked like it would drum up hits. Other heterosexual men are encouraged to contribute to this thread however. .

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    You're seriously bored, aren't you, John.
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    edited January 2016
    if i had a wife,

    -Shes looks so hot that everyone wants a piece of that , pisses me off
    -Shes so kind and appreciative and everyone wants a piece of that, pisses me off
    -Shes so smart she can hold a better conversation, Pisses me off
    -She doesn't like what i cook and eats it anyways, pisses me off
  • tomy2tone01
    tomy2tone01 Posts: 982 Member
    She is too easy on the kids.. Gotta be firm sometime......
  • TaraTall
    TaraTall Posts: 339 Member
    tomy2tone01 wrote: »
    She is too easy on the kids.. Gotta be firm sometime......

    Maybe the problem is you're too easy on her.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    She acts like she has a say in how our finances should be handled and I honestly make way more than her so it's none of her business.
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    She acts like she has a say in how our finances should be handled and I honestly make way more than her so it's none of her business.

    this guy is keeping it real.
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    When the ratio of peanut butter to jelly is WAY off
  • NotShena
    NotShena Posts: 172 Member
    Why just heterosexual men can complain about their wife? What about a lesbian with a wife?
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    I really wish your wife wouldn't answer the phone when you call and interrupt us. It's annoying as hell.
  • TaraTall
    TaraTall Posts: 339 Member
    Don't think outside the box.

    haha, pun unintended.
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
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  • tomy2tone01
    tomy2tone01 Posts: 982 Member
    TaraTall wrote: »
    tomy2tone01 wrote: »
    She is too easy on the kids.. Gotta be firm sometime......

    Maybe the problem is you're too easy on her.


    No, I am pretty firm. But I am nice too.............
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    _dracarys_ wrote: »
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    That's just offensive, she was probably looking up a recipe on the laptop, what other reason would she have to be using a computer?
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    _dracarys_ wrote: »
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    That's just offensive, she was probably looking up a recipe on the laptop, what other reason would she have to be using a computer?

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  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    ^^

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  • cross2bear
    cross2bear Posts: 1,106 Member
    I wish I had a wife - my husband has one and she is terrific!
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member

    cross2bear wrote: »
    I wish I had a wife - my husband has one and she is terrific!

    that doesn't even constitute cheating in some men's eyes...I'd say go for it!!
  • Fit_Kountry_
    Fit_Kountry_ Posts: 123 Member
    Ex wife.... But the biggest thing she ever did that pissed me off to the point of irrationality.....be a *kitten*. Lol
  • Fit_Kountry_
    Fit_Kountry_ Posts: 123 Member
    Being a seahawks fan would do it too.... Lol jk
  • Fit_Kountry_
    Fit_Kountry_ Posts: 123 Member
    keepingupwith_kristen wrote: »
    Fit_Kountry_ wrote: »
    Being a seahawks fan would do it too.... Lol jk
    Ouch!!!
    I'm kidding. But they did play a great 2nd half today
  • _whatsherface
    _whatsherface Posts: 1,235 Member
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  • _whatsherface
    _whatsherface Posts: 1,235 Member
    I'm sure I'm worse. Hahahahahaa. 0 *kitten* given.
  • HappilyDistracted
    HappilyDistracted Posts: 1,700 Member
    Yeah, too little, too late Seahawks.

    I have a work wife. Does that count? She asks me to make a decision. I give her my opinion or multiple options to choose from, then she tells me I'm too picky and she'll just make the decision or take care of it herself....

    Makes me happy I'm not married and even happier that I'm not a lesbian and will never have a wife. :-)
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    My wife is the reason that I have the quality of life that I have. Can't think of a thing I would change.
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    My wife is the reason that I have the quality of life that I have. Can't think of a thing I would change.

    Awe! :)<3

  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    My wife is the reason that I have the quality of life that I have. Can't think of a thing I would change.

    I mean thats why people should get married in the first place, hope youre happy dude.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    JeffreyMG wrote: »
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    My wife is the reason that I have the quality of life that I have. Can't think of a thing I would change.

    I mean thats why people should get married in the first place, hope youre happy dude.

    Couldn't be happier, brother.

  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    Has other wife's apart from me.. I'm looking at you @jenmar22!!
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited January 2016
    Thisnameischosen wrote: »
    Has other wife's apart from me.. I'm looking at you @jenmar22!!

    Awwww I'm sorry! But you're my favorite! <3

    *Looks around to make sure none of her other wives are looking*
  • GreenGoddess22
    GreenGoddess22 Posts: 3,818 Member
    Since when is piss allowed, but *kitten* and *kitten* and *kitten* are censored?
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