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Worst curses game!
Jetamu96
Posts: 963 Member
Take it in turns to curse the poster above with the worst thing you can think of!
May the chocolate chips in your cookies always turn out to be raisins!
May the chocolate chips in your cookies always turn out to be raisins!
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May your hair stay in a perpetual state of bed-head0
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I hope you never find a matching sock ever again.0
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May your running shoes always rub across the tops of your toes.0
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avada kedavra0
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MaternalCopulator wrote: »avada kedavra
game over.0 -
Crucio
(Why kill them when you can torture them to insanity so that it's not just them who suffers, but their family too?)0 -
May you have a nonstop boner every time you wear pants.0
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May your cookie always be too big for your glass of milk!0
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I hope the next time you go to a concert, the band never plays the song you wanna hear and instead they just play songs off their new album!1
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michaela_g09 wrote: »I hope the next time you go to a concert, the band never plays the song you wanna hear and instead they just play songs off their new album!
Noooo!0 -
I hope your spoon slips into your bowl of hot soup1
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I hope you run out of gas when you have somewhere really important to be.0
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I hope your tea is too hot to drink so you leave it for a while but then when you come back to it it has gone cold!0
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I hope you get stuck on an elevator, and are forced to listen to Nickelback for 24 hours straight.0
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Not the kind of curse I was hoping for.
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May nothing else in life ever be what you hope for, too!0
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I hope you always have peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth0
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I hope you always have toothpaste on the side of your mouth and don't notice until you get home at the end of the day0
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May your bladder always be full and your toilet never flush0
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May your curses be ineffective and may the fleas of a thousand dogs feast upon your armpits0
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May people always think you're glaring at them when really you're just zoned out or deep in thought0
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Omg that one is trueperiphrastic wrote: »May people always think you're glaring at them when really you're just zoned out or deep in thought
May you have the power to clear a room with one fart0 -
May all of your underpants be in a perpetual state of wedgy0
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May your beard thrive and grow long enough for you to eventually trip over, without shaving supplies in sight.0
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May your dishwasher always be full.1
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May you forget to block your number when stalking your ex. Ooh that's mean!0
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May you fall flat in your face in front of your crush and have him or her laugh at you0
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From this day forward may your lovers all finish before you do.0
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May it always rain as soon as you wash your car.0
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May you be the founding and only member of a querulous sect0
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