We broke up because...
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got mad when I invited my ex to dinner0
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his ex was my brother0
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He had the hots for my mum0
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her mum was hot!0
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She murdered my dog0
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She was depressed all the time0
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She's a psycho0
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He tried to have me committed0
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She wasn't committed to the relationship0
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He is married0
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She was hung up on details0
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He never gets me0
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She complained I never got her anything0
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He got me pregnant.then ran off0
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She lied and said she was over 15 and on birth control0
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Beard jealousy0
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He had a "beard."0
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She has a "beard."0
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beard down under0
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He was into anime. I wasn't his "waifu"0
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I kept hiding his duck0
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Kept forgetting I prefer bourbon.0
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Drank too much.0
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Cuddled with random animals0
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Wasn't enough of an animal.0
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Could BEARly tolerate me0
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Was too corny.0
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Liked corn on the cob buttered
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Liked having butter spread all over him0
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Judged my eating habits0
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