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Post a Selfie of Yourself Right Now!
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PurringMyrrh wrote: »
Dear night shift, how I love thee
Nice lanyard (among other things).
You're not upstairs dealing with the 14 year old psych hold that keeps trying to climb through the ceiling, are you? I hear he keeps trying to rub his wiener on the nurse and telling security what he'd do to his daughter.
No, but I had to help restrain him. He tried rubbing on me too, but we now have a mutual understanding that I can end his existence and make it look like natural causes.
:laugh:
I know when the cops brought him in yesterday, they were like "Behave, or else the nurses have ways of making your life really miserable."0 -
PurringMyrrh wrote: »PurringMyrrh wrote: »
Dear night shift, how I love thee
Nice lanyard (among other things).
You're not upstairs dealing with the 14 year old psych hold that keeps trying to climb through the ceiling, are you? I hear he keeps trying to rub his wiener on the nurse and telling security what he'd do to his daughter.
No, but I had to help restrain him. He tried rubbing on me too, but we now have a mutual understanding that I can end his existence and make it look like natural causes.
:laugh:
I know when the cops brought him in yesterday, they were like "Behave, or else the nurses have ways of making your life really miserable."
I know, right? It's nice when the cops instill the fear. I sure as hell won't mess with anyone in healthcare if I was a patient.
Want me to use a bed pan? You got it.
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paintminered wrote: »
Beautiful!0 -
funfitat42 wrote: »
All those squats and lunges are finally paying off!
Yes they are...looking very nice...great job!0 -
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Shall do..thank you !0 -
janetterdz93 wrote: »
Currently. Lol mommy life got me like
Aww that baby is so cute0 -
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I guess my office paneling pics were deleted. Here you go.
And the MFP preferred selfie angle...
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_incogNEATo_ wrote: »Not gonna lie, I'm just here for the compliments
I am not going to write a compliment because it might get reported
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Good Morning. For those of you that are snowed in, here is a workout to do to ride out the storm. Challenge accepted.
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I missed those silly faces too0 -
I don't want to be responsible for anyone's screen cracking when my ugly mug shows up. LOL0
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Sending some boobs because I never have before and it's a big hit here on mfp, and some poses because it's Saturday (???)
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19gabriela01 wrote: »
Sending some boobs because I never have before and it's a big hit here on mfp, and some poses because it's Saturday (???)
It's a good look for you.
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19gabriela01 wrote: »
Sending some boobs because I never have before and it's a big hit here on mfp, and some poses because it's Saturday (???)
You, my darling, are mint.
You'd think I'd be focusing less on your eyes and smirk but I can't help it.0 -
19gabriela01 wrote: »
Sending some boobs because I never have before and it's a big hit here on mfp, and some poses because it's Saturday (???)
Should I post some boobs? I feel bad for not partaking in the boob selfies.0 -
Boob selfies deserve their own thread, i'm opening it right now0
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Beautiful_777 wrote: »19gabriela01 wrote: »
Sending some boobs because I never have before and it's a big hit here on mfp, and some poses because it's Saturday (???)
Should I post some boobs? I feel bad for not partaking in the boob selfies.
I can't say no to that! Lol0 -
Beautiful_777 wrote: »19gabriela01 wrote: »
Sending some boobs because I never have before and it's a big hit here on mfp, and some poses because it's Saturday (???)
Should I post some boobs? I feel bad for not partaking in the boob selfies.
I can't imagine a scenario where someone would say "no please don't"
Lol
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