Insult the person below you

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  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,679 Member
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    That's because I am a girl, who really misses her Little League days.
    The person below me can't carry a tune in a bucket. (That's okay, though. Frankly, neither can I!)
  • nomorefatgirl78
    nomorefatgirl78 Posts: 61 Member
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    that's because the bucket has a leak... my friend below has an unhealthy obsession with boy bands.
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,137 Member
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    Hey, I took my shower last week....

    has crotch rot
  • cookielover_96
    cookielover_96 Posts: 177 Member
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    Doesn't cook for his wife
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,543 Member
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    You can't insult me with that. How could I do that if she's taking up the whole kitchen cooking, doing dishes, and putting groceries away?

    vvvv I bet this person doesn't groom their private parts. vvvv
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
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    person below needs a car wash more than their car
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Person below has a bad case of crabs
  • aimytye187
    aimytye187 Posts: 98 Member
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    I have you know that I was voted best dressed in my high school year book- is that an accomplishment?
    TPBM is so ugly they think they're hot!

  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,534 Member
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    TPBM's mother was a hamster, and their father smelt of elderberries.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited January 2016
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    So ugly hasnt had sex with an actual person in 10 years
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
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    mom had to photoshop their childhood pics
  • tobywankenobijedimaster
    tobywankenobijedimaster Posts: 262 Member
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    So androgynous that people constantly are using the wrong pronouns for them
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    :open_mouth: How dare you!!! ^^^^ :lol:


    Stutters so badly that they were assigned an interpreter

  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,771 Member
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    I get shy!

    TPBM has gingivitis
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,771 Member
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    Diet friendly..

    TPBM never hits their macros.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Maybe I dont like Macaroni!!!

    The next person bites their toenails!
  • tobywankenobijedimaster
    tobywankenobijedimaster Posts: 262 Member
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    Better under than over!

    TPBM Likes furries.... like *realllly* likes furries.
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,771 Member
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    Wtf are furries!?? Lol

    TPBM has teeth like tombstones
  • 19gabriela01
    19gabriela01 Posts: 2,090 Member
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    The person below me has smelly feet
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
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    person below starts to smell like hot dog water 30 minutes into a workout

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