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Insult the person below you

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  • tomy2tone01
    tomy2tone01 Posts: 982 Member
    Thats messed up. I love my plaid shirts and pants. I love my moon boots.

    The person below me sucks their thumb, and wears diapers.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Thats not a thumb :p

    TPBM smells worse than skunk
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,166 Member
    Hey, I showered last year!

    TPBM has an @ss so big it has its own country code.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited January 2016
    Lol... :p

    TPBM.. hasn't had a partner they haven't paid for
  • aimytye187
    aimytye187 Posts: 98 Member
    edited January 2016
    Oh please they want to pay me!!!
    TPBM doesn't know what a shower, hair brush, or a tooth brush is!
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,033 Member
    The person below me resolves conflicts by eating egg sandwiches and beans.
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    The person below me smells like a microwaved egg sandwich after their Zumba class
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    So..I have a gass problem and eat lots of eggs

    TPBM...needs to put a paper bag over their head
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  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    Nothing a good bra can't fix.

    TPBM drives below speed in the fast lane.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    :o ..liar..damn lies :D ..
    TPBM....has crotch rot
  • Evilla25
    Evilla25 Posts: 392 Member
    Don't care what u think
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,033 Member
    The person below me doesn't understand how this thread works.
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    Why would you say that??
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited January 2016
    TPBM....has to tie a chop around their neck for the dog to play with them ..
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,033 Member
    The person below me only plays with people who wear lamb-chop necklaces.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    TPBM ..has doggie breath
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    It just because of all the Puppy Love I have for you! <3

    TPBM once cleared a concert hall when trying to sing (but rather screeching) Ave Maria!
  • 19gabriela01
    19gabriela01 Posts: 2,090 Member
    Some windows broke too :D

    tpbm eats junk but says he/she is big boned
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I am big boned :D

    Has crotch crickets
  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
    But they are happy..

    tpbm has buck teeth
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    See this is why I don't talk to you.. Insulting my teeth..

    TPBM picks their nose and hides the treasure behind their ears for a tasty snack later in the day.
  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
    You said you would never tell anyone that!!

    TPBM finds my boogies before I do and eats them
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    and they are delicious :D:D

    TPBM ..has no sphincter control
  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
    Its a mess.. sorry

    TPBM has smelly feet
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Smell of roses
    TPBM....wears a bib because they constantly drool
  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
    Its a struggle.. if it aint comin out one end its comin out the other.

    TPBM just farted
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Excuse me :#

    TPBE ..just sharted
  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
    edited January 2016
    Damn it the sphincter problem

    TPBM went a little father than sharting, a wipe is in order, and maybe a change of underwear
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Well Im tired from workouts

    TPBM..didn't graduate ..preschool
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