We broke up because...

Randy70Wats · January 2016

I couldn't stop staring at her legs

_fitness4life_ · January 2016

She wouldn't let me in her basement

srl32000 · January 2016

No nunchuck skills

Muzak1 · January 2016

While it was fun to steal away she never took out in public

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2016

Was always Karate chopping my Antique furniture!

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Her furniture meant more to her than me

_fitness4life_ · January 2016

Always questioning my love

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2016

She loved Slim!

Muzak1 · January 2016

She called it slim

Peter_Brady · January 2016

His mean ex left him insecure and he couldn't get passed it

Kvm11628 · January 2016

He always passed on me. I finally took the hint.

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2016

She ran off when I told her to leave me alone. I needed privacy in the commode you know!!!

Evilla25 · January 2016

Bc she lied that she love pancakes but she really love waffles

Peter_Brady · January 2016

She clogged the commode daily

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2016

Got mad because I used Pooppouri every time he left the bathroom

Peter_Brady · January 2016

Used my squatty potty for her step exercises

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · January 2016

We had nothing in common.

Evilla25 · January 2016

Bc he drooled over Mr Clean's arms

Peter_Brady · January 2016

Evilla25 · January 2016

Bc I was listening to the song called "50 ways to leave your lover."

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