We broke up because...
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all I could ever see were her legs..
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Legs just weren't enough for him.0
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She was never on time0
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Damn it..just too Cool for me0
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She was too Hot!0
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We couldn't get it just right0
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He got it on with our sexy neighbour and didn't invite me to the party0
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Everybody wanted to steal her from me0
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He was always trying to steal back his ex!0
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I just wasn't up to her standard0
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I couldn't stop staring at her legs
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She wouldn't let me in her basement0
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No nunchuck skills
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While it was fun to steal away she never took out in public0
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Was always Karate chopping my Antique furniture!0
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Her furniture meant more to her than me0
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Always questioning my love0
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She loved Slim!0
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She called it slim0
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His mean ex left him insecure and he couldn't get passed it0
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He always passed on me. I finally took the hint.0
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She ran off when I told her to leave me alone. I needed privacy in the commode you know!!!0
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Bc she lied that she love pancakes but she really love waffles0
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She clogged the commode daily 0
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Used my squatty potty for her step exercises0
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We had nothing in common.0
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Bc he drooled over Mr Clean's arms0
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Bc I was listening to the song called "50 ways to leave your lover."0
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