What I've learned on MFP

mynameisnutz
mynameisnutz Posts: 123
edited September 2024 in Food and Nutrition
Here's what I've learned on MFP in the short time I've been here.

1. I'm not eating enough
2. I'm eating too much
3. A low carb diet will damage my kidneys
4. A low carb diet will fix my kidneys
5. Never, ever skip breakfast
6. Always skip breakfast
7. Carbs are bad
8. Fat is bad
9. Protein is bad
10. Eat six meals a day for maximum metabolicalness
11. Eat one meal a day for maximum weight loss-icity
12. There's no such thing as starvation mode
13. I'm currently in starvation mode
14. The only thing that matters is calories in, calories out... except when it doesn't.

Does that pretty much cover it? Easy enough, let's do it!

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  • That_Girl
    That_Girl Posts: 1,324 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • sarah307
    sarah307 Posts: 1,363 Member
    wow. very conflicting information.

    and i agree, there is a lot of crazy stuff out there that people believe!
  • LuneBleu85
    LuneBleu85 Posts: 217
    HAHAHAHAHA
    True. :)
  • wintermama13
    wintermama13 Posts: 172 Member
    hahahahahahahahah!!! I wanted to post something of this sort but couldn't figure out a good way to do it. :) So instead I wrote about how people get so upset when they're way of doing things is challenged by someone else's and it leads to fights and uncomfortable reading :laugh: Good luck!!!
  • JennLifts
    JennLifts Posts: 1,913 Member
    LOL!!!! Right? No wonder people are so confused haha
  • AmberM6912
    AmberM6912 Posts: 79
    hahahaha I couldnt agree more!!!
  • Nit2Winit11
    Nit2Winit11 Posts: 49
    LOL!!!!!!
  • Sherry1979
    Sherry1979 Posts: 457 Member
    Haha!!! Soooo true!! That's why I do things the right way. . .MY way. . lol TOTALLY just kidding there!!! :laugh:
  • Lyadeia
    Lyadeia Posts: 4,603 Member
    You know, as funny as this is...it is precisely why I took a long hiatus from the message boards the past couple of months. I simply became exasperated and went on to research in other places.
  • dleithaus
    dleithaus Posts: 107 Member
    So... you have learned exactly what you need to eat based on your level of satiety vs. calories??!!
  • SiltyPigeon
    SiltyPigeon Posts: 920 Member
    Also....
    * The difference between LOOSE and LOSE
    and that
    * Fat weighs exactly the same as Muscle (unless you take that pesky unnecessary thing called volume into consideration, of course).
  • hbrekkaas
    hbrekkaas Posts: 268 Member
    Don't forget that only water counts as water except when diet pop, fruit, tea, coffee, and juice count as water!
  • BettyMargaret
    BettyMargaret Posts: 407 Member
    Brilliant! lol
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